He is correct
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Imagine kicking them under the fridge instead of just leaving them where they lie.
I asked my wife to pick up ice cubes she dropped because it would be too easy to slip on them. I might have lost it when she then tried to kick them under the fridge.
“Tried”? She missed somehow?
The fridge was a low-rider.
I hate it when the ice bounces back.
She was stopped.
With a saving throw?
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Fictictous and Homosexual, anon is trying to scare off the girl.
I do this occasionally, but I live in Arizona.
Ah, then you're nurturing the community of scorpions and centipedes. Best to do that so they don't start an uprising.
Well that, and the air is really dry so water evaporates quickly.
My less cheeky advice for not doing it, is that it's also very dusty there, and leaving water pooled on the floor anywhere basically just makes thin layers of dust/skin concrete that build up over time, it will be a gross pain to clean someday and will provide a nice little starter-ecosystem that holds moisture better.
It's all fun and games until you see your first monster scuttle out from under there during a monsoon season.