this post was submitted on 03 Jun 2025
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[–] Squorlple@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I want Ben Shapiro to get breast implants so I can have a threesome with him and his sister.

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Today was a bad day to be literate.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Femboy Shapiro (he still identifies as male) is the best possible outcome as Ben learns to discard toxic masculinity and fascism.

And man does he know how to work a dick.

Ben’s a dick maestro.

[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

I can't change their length when they complain

[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (5 children)

What does the height have anything to do with anything.

[–] GaetanLaberge@lemm.ee 13 points 2 days ago

Bodyshaming is hypocritically accepted and encouraged against men

[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It determines your place in the hierarchy, low is bad and cringe

[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Meh, im 5'9" and never felt bad or cringe lol. Last i saw average height (at least in the US where I live) is 5'9" - 5'10"

That’s not good enough, shorty.

It’s okay I’m only 5’8. Gotta work on my reach

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 days ago

Yeah I thought I was average height too. I mean statistically we are, but I was told I was short "because the other guys I know are taller."

Perception is reality.

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Humor is used as an excuse for hate in our day to day life

[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago
[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Are you sincerely asking?

No idea, I'm shorter than that.

[–] zaphodb2002@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm 5'4“ and it's not hate it's plaque

Best comment so far 7/9!

[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

When I'm bitching about the sharp downturn in the size of a taco bell burrito over the last decade

[–] atlien51@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

I love this lol

[–] SalamenceFury@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

me when I was addicted to reddit

But unironically.