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[–] Swordinferno@lemmy.world 136 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Why leave the app installed if you're done using it?

[–] CelloMike@lemmy.world 109 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Knowing how prone they are to this kind of crap, I wanted to wait and see what it'd say when my streak ran out, I wasn't disappointed

[–] Sneezydinosaur@lemmy.world 75 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If you use the duolingo widget you can watch duo drop down a depressive spiral until they eventually die alone in the desert. It's my favorite part of the app.

[–] Sprinks@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I uninstalled the app years ago and still see this in the play store.

[–] TisI@reddthat.com 21 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Damn! The more I read I about it, the creepier it gets! The fuck is wrong with them.

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 93 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 23 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

never used Duolingo, but i think i can relate now, i had a toxic girlfriend that would talk to me in Portuguese, i don't speak that language

[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 28 points 4 days ago (1 children)

never used Duolingo

i don’t speak that language

I believe I may have a solution

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 23 points 4 days ago (1 children)

i am trying not to go back to abusive relationships

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 days ago

Portuguese isn't that bad

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[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 76 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Come to think of it, an application threatening, shaming, and guilt tripping you into coming back might not be the healthiest thing ever.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 43 points 3 days ago (5 children)

The aggressive notifications to do a lesson are literally why I use it. I have ADHD. Without the owl threatening to kill me and everyone I know, I would forget about it and forget all that I've learned so far. 😔

[–] ndondo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 3 days ago (4 children)

The gamification is genuinely so helpful. You can get it through other apps like habitica with some setup. I have ADHD too but I found Duolingo good for habit building but jot the greatest for actual language learning

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

DuoLingo replicates all the same patterns as an abusive relationship.

[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Kinda does wonders to develop habits when you have ADHD.

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[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 67 points 4 days ago (5 children)

"Streaks" are shitty dark patterns IMO.

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 40 points 4 days ago

I liked it because it was a learning app and I have a tendency to fall off. But paying real money to restore my streak? Hell nah

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[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 56 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

collapsed inline media2291 days streak

Fuck. I dunno what to do with this

Edit: just cancelled my subscription to super Duolingo. Fuck them

[–] RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 14 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I think posting your high score might make people want to top you.

[–] DoubleSpace@lemm.ee 16 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)
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[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (4 children)

It's unfortunate they stopped subbing...

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[–] 2xsaiko@discuss.tchncs.de 52 points 4 days ago (3 children)

One notification like this and your app immediately gets notification permission revoked on my phone (if not uninstalled).

[–] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I have notifications disabled by default, by that I mean the moment an app requests permission I deny it, unless it's a messaging app, an app store that I want update notifications from or something I trust etc., and if it triggers more than three requests it's off my phone.

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[–] hark@lemmy.world 42 points 3 days ago (10 children)

I stopped using duolingo a couple years ago because I noticed I was just doing the bare minimum to maintain my streak instead of actually learning something new.

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[–] andrej@feddit.org 38 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Soon you can switch to Lingonaut and take your duolingo streak with you: https://lingonaut.app/

[–] Sporkbomber@lemm.ee 11 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Define soon. Their progress per language is around 10%, with the highest completion percentage being Czech at 20%.

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[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 30 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Wife's streak is at 1,618 days across multiple categories. Almost 4.5 years. I imagine it's like smoking at this point.

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 4 days ago (6 children)

What is the actual point of a streak?

A sense of pride and accomplishment?

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago

At one point it was gamification to tie the reward center of your brain into continuing to train using the app. Now it seems that it's half that or half https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_pattern to get you to pay to keep that reward system going.

[–] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

To make you addicted so you keep coming back

[–] percent@infosec.pub 11 points 3 days ago

Personally, my interest in language learning comes and goes. Doing the minimum to maintain a streak prevents me from forgetting too much before my interest returns.

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[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Does she actually speak the language she's learning?

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 36 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Donde, está, la biblioteca. Me llamo T-Bone La araña discoteca. Discoteca, muñeca, La biblioteca Está en bigotes grandes, el perro, manteca. Manteca, bigotes, gigante, pequeño, la cabeza es nieve, cerveza es bueno. Buenos dias, me gusta papas frías, los bigotes de la cabra Es Cameron Diaz.

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[–] kautau@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Having heard very mixed things about Duolingo's actual usefulness, does your wife speak or write well in any of the languages she's used the app to learn?

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[–] flango@lemmy.eco.br 28 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Duolingo is not about learning a language. It's about giving you the illusion of learning a language.

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[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Duolingo is so stupidly annoying these days. It has gotten so much worse compared to a few years ago.

Constant bugging, too many popups that are almost as bad as Microsoft products. I want to learn a goddamn language not jump through a hundred hoops every single time.

Not to mention that it all boils down to a guessing game. Some questions have multiple answers and unless you choose that specific one that DuoLingo had in mind it counts as wrong. It also won't tell you why you guessed wrong.

Are there better apps these days?

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[–] mean_bean279@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago

There’s a great video from WSJ with their exec team that talks about how those notifications are hugely beneficial both to their users, and to their revenue. Even if you pay for the full thing like I do you still get those notifications. They aren’t “desperate” they’re targeted specifically to get people to come back and keep learning. They also don’t care about showing you ads as much since their majority of money comes from paying users. If anything the ads are to just get you to pay for the app.

https://youtu.be/9KqrnBiyBQ8

[–] GongFuFlashSteep@slrpnk.net 14 points 4 days ago (11 children)

Anyone have a good Duolingo alternative?

[–] RadicalEagle@lemmy.world 27 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Quit your current life and move to a country where they speak the language you want to learn. Get a menial job in a small town, find new friends, and learn what love is. Then you’ll know what it truly means to speak a language.

[–] xxd@discuss.tchncs.de 56 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

This is the language equivalent of the "I have a small issue with this software." - "Have you tried switching your OS to Linux and using a FOSS alternative?" conversation lol

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Lol it's almost even more extreme and has a common trope I love. "Hey I got this spam text..."

"Burn all your devices. Remove yourself from the grid. Scrub your identity. Purchase a single burner phone. Root it and install Graphene. Yes it's hard. Google it. Wait, don't google it. Search for it elsewhere. Amass money somehow without using technology. Cut off your family ties. You need to move to another country. You will need a work visa to move to most countries. But to get that you will need an accepted job in advance. And to have that you will probably need to access technology. Instead, buy a fake passport, because very few countries will just let you 'move somewhere' with a 'menial job.' Once you get there, develop passive income streams and quit your job. After you have been a landlord for two years you will finally know what it's like to claim that being a landlord is a real job because you need to talk to tenants and file paperwork natively for an hour or two a week."

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[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Anyone know how to afford moving costs?

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 4 days ago

Mango Languages is available for free through many libraries and has an app.

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[–] Nelots@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I remember a while back, I was too busy for a little while to use Duo and came back to the widget trying to guilt trip me into using it. Because I missed like half a week. It's so toxic and honestly isn't even that useful for learning. So I uninstalled that shit immediately.

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[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 days ago

Same, it was sad but I'm not gonna use the all anymore due to that decision.

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