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Die Another Day. Judy Dench. (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 days ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

the worse answer is any porn movie

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[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

My first thought: John Wick movies and keeping Keanu

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[–] schmooooo@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Lord of the Rings, Gandalf stays

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[–] Aksamit@slrpnk.net 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Rocky Horror. Susan Sarandon.

This is hands down the funniest option for this film, I have thought about this before.

[–] Aksamit@slrpnk.net 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Statler and Waldorf play Riff-Raff and Magenta, Kermit plays Brad, Miss Piggy is Frank.

I had a whole muppet fancast for this at one point, but it's been at least a decade since then and I can't remember any more of them.

Edit: adding as it comes back to me, we had Fozzie as Eddie and Gonzo as Columbia.

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[–] UncleArthur@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

Weekend at Bernie's. Bernie.

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 days ago

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, obviously Johnny Depp as the only human. Basically no difference.

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The Rocketeer (1991).

Timothy Dalton.

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[–] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Jackass: The Movie.

Wee Man.

[–] dennisnedry@feddit.nu 11 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Big Lebowski. Jeff Bridges.

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[–] fubbernuckin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Bonus points if the actor is not the protagonist

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[–] AZX3RIC@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

Interstellar - Anne Hathaway

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 days ago

A live-action Lorax. Danny DeVito is the only human, and he's wearing a Lorax costume.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 10 points 3 days ago

Clue, Tim Curry

[–] nieminen@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My wife said: Legally blond, keep Witherspoon

[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Keep Jennifer Coolidge. Piggy is Reese's role and Kermit is Luke Wilson's role

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[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Fight Club, obviously Tyler Durden as the only non real character stays human

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[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 10 points 3 days ago

Buried with Ryan Reynolds. Just Kermit on the phone.

[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The Muppet Christmas Carol

Michael Caine

Am I doing this right?

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[–] Goretantath@lemm.ee 9 points 3 days ago (7 children)

National treasure, Nick Cage.

Rocky, the lady who played Adrian.

Jurrasic park, the guy that played Neuman on Seinfeld.

Shawshank redemption, Morgan Freeman.

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[–] postcapitalism@lemmy.today 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

This was done with a Muppet Christmas Carol and Michael Caine to excellent results. Really a top notch interpretation and acting. Highly recommend

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[–] Zaphod@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

All of Star Wars - JarJar's actor

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 9 points 2 days ago

Inglorious Bastards, we keep Christoph Waltz

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The Prestige. Christian Bale.

But he only plays "half" of Borden.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

Blade 3. Ryan Reynolds.

[–] ClanOfTheOcho@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. Keep Ricardo Montalban.

Edit: Alien. Keep Sigourney Weaver.

[–] the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Muppet xenomorph would sell merch so fast.

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[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago

Sonic the Hedgehog, Jim Carrey

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Being John Malkovich - John Malkovich
~~also Airplane! - John Malkovich~~

the man was made to pitch a fit in front of a bunch of muppets

edit: i looked it up and apparently he wasn't in Airplane! ...? am i going crazy?

edit 2: I was confusing Stephen Stucker playing the crazy guy Johnny with John Malkovich

Airplane - Stephen Stucker

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 8 points 2 days ago

Being John Malkovich,

Keep anyone other than John Malkovich, in fact John Malkovich is the only puppet.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I am Legend - the dog

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[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

The Matrix. Hugo Weaving (Agent Smith) as the only non-muppet.

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[–] theedqueen@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The Princess Bride. Keep Fred Savage, but as an adult.

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[–] BmeBenji@lemm.ee 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Transformers. Keep only John Turturro. The rest, even the Transformers, are played by normal sized muppets.

Bumblebee is played by Beaker, obviously. And seeing Megan Fox replaced by Miss Piggy sounds like a fever dream

[–] livingcoder@programming.dev 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Cast Away. Tom Hanks.

It's a movie that starts really goofy, gets serious for a long time, and is then oddly goofy again.

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[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Home Alone - keep Kevin

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Even better: Marv is the only human.

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[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The Secretary - Maggie Gyllenhaal

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - RDJ (I think this one would be fun the muppets could pull this off well)

Saving Private Ryan - Tom Hanks

Precious - Gabourey Sidibe

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