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Die Another Day. Judy Dench. (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

"Civil War" from 2024, but only Jesse Plemons is human.

"What kind of muppet are you?"

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[–] Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Super Hornio Bros, Ron Jeremy

[–] Mustakrakish@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

He's a rapist fyi, people don't know that enough.

[–] Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Shit I was just trying to be silly. Sorry, I didn't know

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[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 12 points 6 months ago (2 children)

The Rocketeer (1991).

Timothy Dalton.

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[–] Aksamit@slrpnk.net 12 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Rocky Horror. Susan Sarandon.

This is hands down the funniest option for this film, I have thought about this before.

[–] Aksamit@slrpnk.net 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Statler and Waldorf play Riff-Raff and Magenta, Kermit plays Brad, Miss Piggy is Frank.

I had a whole muppet fancast for this at one point, but it's been at least a decade since then and I can't remember any more of them.

Edit: adding as it comes back to me, we had Fozzie as Eddie and Gonzo as Columbia.

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[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 12 points 6 months ago (2 children)

My first thought: John Wick movies and keeping Keanu

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[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 11 points 6 months ago

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, obviously Johnny Depp as the only human. Basically no difference.

[–] UncleArthur@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

Weekend at Bernie's. Bernie.

[–] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 11 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Jackass: The Movie.

Wee Man.

[–] dennisnedry@feddit.nu 11 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Big Lebowski. Jeff Bridges.

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[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 10 points 6 months ago

A live-action Lorax. Danny DeVito is the only human, and he's wearing a Lorax costume.

[–] AZX3RIC@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

Interstellar - Anne Hathaway

[–] fubbernuckin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Bonus points if the actor is not the protagonist

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[–] nieminen@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

My wife said: Legally blond, keep Witherspoon

[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Keep Jennifer Coolidge. Piggy is Reese's role and Kermit is Luke Wilson's role

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[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 10 points 6 months ago

Clue, Tim Curry

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Fight Club, obviously Tyler Durden as the only non real character stays human

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[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 10 points 6 months ago

Buried with Ryan Reynolds. Just Kermit on the phone.

[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

The Muppet Christmas Carol

Michael Caine

Am I doing this right?

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 9 points 6 months ago

Inglorious Bastards, we keep Christoph Waltz

[–] Goretantath@lemm.ee 9 points 6 months ago (7 children)

National treasure, Nick Cage.

Rocky, the lady who played Adrian.

Jurrasic park, the guy that played Neuman on Seinfeld.

Shawshank redemption, Morgan Freeman.

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[–] Zaphod@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

All of Star Wars - JarJar's actor

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[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

The Prestige. Christian Bale.

But he only plays "half" of Borden.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

Blade 3. Ryan Reynolds.

[–] ClanOfTheOcho@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. Keep Ricardo Montalban.

Edit: Alien. Keep Sigourney Weaver.

[–] the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Muppet xenomorph would sell merch so fast.

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 8 points 6 months ago

Being John Malkovich,

Keep anyone other than John Malkovich, in fact John Malkovich is the only puppet.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Being John Malkovich - John Malkovich
~~also Airplane! - John Malkovich~~

the man was made to pitch a fit in front of a bunch of muppets

edit: i looked it up and apparently he wasn't in Airplane! ...? am i going crazy?

edit 2: I was confusing Stephen Stucker playing the crazy guy Johnny with John Malkovich

Airplane - Stephen Stucker

[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 months ago

Sonic the Hedgehog, Jim Carrey

[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

The Matrix. Hugo Weaving (Agent Smith) as the only non-muppet.

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[–] livingcoder@programming.dev 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Cast Away. Tom Hanks.

It's a movie that starts really goofy, gets serious for a long time, and is then oddly goofy again.

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[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Home Alone - keep Kevin

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Even better: Marv is the only human.

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[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

The Secretary - Maggie Gyllenhaal

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - RDJ (I think this one would be fun the muppets could pull this off well)

Saving Private Ryan - Tom Hanks

Precious - Gabourey Sidibe

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I am Legend - the dog

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[–] postcapitalism@lemmy.today 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

This was done with a Muppet Christmas Carol and Michael Caine to excellent results. Really a top notch interpretation and acting. Highly recommend

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[–] BmeBenji@lemm.ee 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Transformers. Keep only John Turturro. The rest, even the Transformers, are played by normal sized muppets.

Bumblebee is played by Beaker, obviously. And seeing Megan Fox replaced by Miss Piggy sounds like a fever dream

[–] theedqueen@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The Princess Bride. Keep Fred Savage, but as an adult.

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