this post was submitted on 25 May 2025
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 15 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Liquid metal shape shifting like an organic terminator or metal clayface

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[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 15 points 3 weeks ago (14 children)

When I’m completely naked I’m invisible.

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[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 weeks ago (13 children)

Not having to sleep. You can just be awake 24/7 without the usual cognitive decline or feelings of being tired.

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[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 14 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

When a lemmy user responds to me with a side effect, I can, by choice, reflect or absorb said side effect

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[–] Pippipartner@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)
[–] yyprum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

You can turn invisible but only parts that are alive, in essence, cells. Your nails, your hair, the food you've eaten, pee... All can be seen though.

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[–] nichtsowichtig@feddit.org 13 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)
[–] ForgottenUsername@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

You ward everyone away with your constant bad body odor

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[–] shaquilleoatmeal@lemm.ee 13 points 3 weeks ago (15 children)
[–] ChexMax@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

You don't get to decide the destination of your teleportation

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[–] dan69@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)
[–] sweetgemberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 3 weeks ago

Your clothes do not teleport with you

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (8 children)

Superpower - Simon the likeable. I come across to everyone as so calming, disarming, friendly and persuasive that I can convince anyone to do anything just by talking to them.

[–] DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz 13 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Everyone who interacts with you immediately forgets who you are or why they are doing what you convince them to do as soon as they stop seeing and hearing you. They will continue to do as you instructed them, but they won't know why. Once it's done, they will continue life as though they've never met you unless you introduce yourself again.

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[–] inlandempire@jlai.lu 12 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

I am now able to speak to all animals, and understand them all

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[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 12 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

Ability to become any fictional character with all their skills and powers while retaining my identity.

[–] BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

But: the "transformation" takes two weeks, and is extremely painful.

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[–] kinther@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Every time I brush my teeth, they glow in the dark for the next 24 hours

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[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 11 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Necromancy with revived person having all memories and intellect, but me having final say

[–] kaprap@leminal.space 13 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

Every person you revive is gender bent to the opposite sex :3

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