The human body has 7 holes
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50 cent had 12 briefly.
Pretty sure 7+9 is 16.
I don't follow in the dogma of the ears and nose, since you can't fuck them...
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Fewer when part of a human centipede.
I would argue that being part of a centipede doesn't reduce the number of holes, it just creates a more scenic route to the outside.
Everyone's?
Probably not everyone's, but I'd be willing to bet that the total number of exceptions to the rule either greater or fewer than pretty nearly cancel each other out, on average.
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a vagina alone has 6, so this is hardly accurate.
No, in topology those are pretty much just indents (I.E irrelevant)
For a hole to be considered a hole, it has to go through an object.
Booooo. We all know what a hole is, don't bring topology into this. I'll give you a plate for your drinks at my house if you pull this silliness.
Wait, do you consider cups to be portable holes for liquids?
If you don't see the difference between a cup and a plate because they're the same topologically then I'm gonna use them interchangeably around you.
Of course they are different. But they aren't holes lol.
I'm not going to stand for this hole trutherism. If you take a shovel and dig, you have made a hole. We have called that a hole forever. Usage dictates meaning.
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Ponders a klein vagina....
see, this is why everyone hates topology and their silly yet weirdly true rules.
Wait... do holes that meet up with other holes count as separate holes? The nostrils meet up with the mouth hole but then combined they go through to the anus. Do those count as three distinct holes, since looking at each of them individually they would count as a hole? Or would there be one hole with... four openings?
ETA: I have more questions. Do all the openings need to be open to still be considered a hole? Is it only a hole if all my sphincters are open and my mouth is open? If I'm getting choked but my mouth is open and I'm trying to breathe, does my mouth to nostrils count as a hole themselves? Do my nostrils automatically count as a hole as long as one or both isn't stuffed up?
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Are you interested in a career in HR? Because I have a large staff which needs to be managed
All y'all are some vanilla prudes, missing out on the lacrimal ducts.
11 hole action or GTFO.
Build of you to assume I have human anatomy.
So... Mouth, nose... Does nose count as one or two? And the ears... Wait, thats already too many. How does she have only three?
Don't forget bellybutton.
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How many positions are available?
Im pretty sure the human body has more than three holes
Yeah but this is why we don't ask freaky-ass topologists to define humans.
We've got 7! Four in the eyes, two in the nose, and one digestive! The rest are just topological cavities. Oh and extras for every piercing you have.
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"openings"
It said so in the Help Wanted ad you placed.
"Wow, three whole openings!"
That is an unusually low number, but I'm certain we can work something out.
I never really found out what the third was for.
Sex. They're all for sex.
You need to be careful with that one. She might get pregnant
Eating and breathing
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