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[–] pewpew@feddit.it 45 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

You wouldn't download a bathroom

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 7 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

I wouldn't. Not as long as there's free trees outside.

... climate change is a hoax by Big Bathroom to sell more bathrooms. MindBlown.gif

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 10 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

PSA: Don't pee on trees, pee on rocks if available. Some animals will lick your dry pee off trees because they're gross and this will hurt the tree's bark.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Huh. Noted.

(My biology doesn't easily allow me to pee ON trees anyway, if anything, it's under.)

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

You’re just not trying hard enough. There’s videos out there.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 2 points 3 hours ago

Oh I know. That's why I included that "easily" :)

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

Don't worry. I don't pee on trees. I pee on my neighbors.

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Ah yes, the free and open source alternatives. I am not giving my money to big bathroom

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 4 points 10 hours ago

free and open source alternatives

Oh shi-

That's very good <3

I make an upload to the toilet a couple times a day.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 2 minutes ago

Of course not, you download to a bathroom.

[–] anachrohack@lemmy.world 24 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Like how racism was invented by big Water Fountain?

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 10 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

In coordination with big bathroom!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 hours ago

I’m noticing a pattern here.

[–] Lembot_0002@lemm.ee 20 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Nah, genders were invented by men to avoid giving birth!

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 16 points 10 hours ago

I must be doing it wrong. I gave birth to some kidney stones years ago.

Do not reccomend.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

Or by women so they have something to never shut up about. It's been 55 years, mom!

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

This is why i don't understand why bathroom companies aren't creating more genders in order to create more bathrooms.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 4 points 3 hours ago

They could boost their sales to numbers not seen since the days of racial segregation

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 9 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

The only issue I have with unisex bathrooms is that by the end of the night women's bathrooms look like a horror movie.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I used to work at a gas station. I'd have to clean the bathrooms once per shift.

The mens bathroom? A couple of wet spots next to the toilet. I always attributed this to the guys who end up getting multiple streams, and don't know what to do.

The womens bathroom? Look. I know women bleed once a month. I get it. But ladies, what the fuck are you doing in the gas station bathrooms??? Are you having coat hanger abortions??? Is it like a woman thing to all contribute to one communal blood pool? There is no way these nightly horror scenes all came from one person unless they had a recently chopped off limb! Is Freddie Kruger attacking you ladies while you're pooping? I have never figured out what the womens bathroom experience is, but it has SHATTERED any illusion to me that women are cleaner/neater than men. We may leave dirty laundry around the house for days, but you gals have an exorcism as you toot.

See, this is why everyone says girls don't poop. They DON'T poop. They disembowel.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 11 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

It's even worse in clubs. I've seen pads and tampons stuck to the walls, random objects in the toilet, soiled panties left on the floor. And this isn't the extremes either. This is a normal fri-sat.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Absolutely. It's night and day the minute you add alcohol into the mix. I remember telling my old boss I wouldn't clean the women's bathroom after weddings anymore unless I got hazard pay.

What is with the tampom wall thing?

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

No idea, that was by far the worst part.

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 4 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

I had to look this up. It seems gendered bathrooms are very old.

I cannot vouch for this site, but it introduces interesting history. https://historyqa.com/gendered-bathrooms-history/

(The version of history needs to be confirmed and scholarly sources I found have broken URLs.)

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Before the 1960s people just shat in the woods.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 52 minutes ago (1 children)

Does the pope shit in the woods?

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 45 minutes ago

What am I, a theologian?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

Big Bathroom replaced my toilet with joke toilet that has a smaller hole that's just for farts and now I can't even take a shit in my own house!

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

YOU'RE NOT PART OF THE TURBO TEAM! YOU WALK!

SLOWLY!

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 2 points 1 hour ago

They needed to induce bathroom demand after the end of segregation

[–] Carrot@lemmy.today 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I'm all for all-gender bathrooms, but there MUST be at least two public bathrooms at any given spot. I can't tell you how uncomfortable it is to take a first date to a museum, both need to use the bathroom, and walk into the single, silent, all-gender bathroom, and try to pretend you can't hear each other doing your business. I assume gay folks have been struggling with this since the beginning, but y'all should have said something

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 52 minutes ago

I think we should get over hangups like this. Oh well you heard each other piss. Big pissing deal. If one or both of you were shitting that's just bad date planning. Shit and get off before you go on a date.

[–] Hellsfire29@lemmy.world 1 points 8 minutes ago

Male and female restrooms and the neutral bathroom is good enough.