You wouldn't download a bathroom
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I wouldn't. Not as long as there's free trees outside.
... climate change is a hoax by Big Bathroom to sell more bathrooms. MindBlown.gif
PSA: Don't pee on trees, pee on rocks if available. Some animals will lick your dry pee off trees because they're gross and this will hurt the tree's bark.
Don't worry. I don't pee on trees. I pee on my neighbors.
Huh. Noted.
(My biology doesn't easily allow me to pee ON trees anyway, if anything, it's under.)
Ah yes, the free and open source alternatives. I am not giving my money to big bathroom
free and open source alternatives
Oh shi-
That's very good <3
Like how racism was invented by big Water Fountain?
In coordination with big bathroom!
Nah, genders were invented by men to avoid giving birth!
I must be doing it wrong. I gave birth to some kidney stones years ago.
Do not reccomend.
Or by women so they have something to never shut up about. It's been 55 years, mom!
The only issue I have with unisex bathrooms is that by the end of the night women's bathrooms look like a horror movie.
I used to work at a gas station. I'd have to clean the bathrooms once per shift.
The mens bathroom? A couple of wet spots next to the toilet. I always attributed this to the guys who end up getting multiple streams, and don't know what to do.
The womens bathroom? Look. I know women bleed once a month. I get it. But ladies, what the fuck are you doing in the gas station bathrooms??? Are you having coat hanger abortions??? Is it like a woman thing to all contribute to one communal blood pool? There is no way these nightly horror scenes all came from one person unless they had a recently chopped off limb! Is Freddie Kruger attacking you ladies while you're pooping? I have never figured out what the womens bathroom experience is, but it has SHATTERED any illusion to me that women are cleaner/neater than men. We may leave dirty laundry around the house for days, but you gals have an exorcism as you toot.
See, this is why everyone says girls don't poop. They DON'T poop. They disembowel.
It's even worse in clubs. I've seen pads and tampons stuck to the walls, random objects in the toilet, soiled panties left on the floor. And this isn't the extremes either. This is a normal fri-sat.
Big Bathroom replaced my toilet with joke toilet that has a smaller hole that's just for farts and now I can't even take a shit in my own house!