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[–] ptz@dubvee.org 67 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is the only exception I can think of:

collapsed inline mediaPete Hornberger (from 30 Rock) with the chyron reading "Pete, Powerless Bald"

[–] errer@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Overpowered at pure fucking hatred

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[–] meep_launcher@lemm.ee 53 points 2 days ago

Hey! Vsauce, Michael here. Did you know I can kick your ass? But what does it mean to kick? And what is an ass? Turns out, kicking means fucking and ass means your mom.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Krillin is very much stoppable.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago (2 children)

He's still the strongest human alive. By Terrestrial standards, he's indestructible.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Master Roshi ain't dead yet.

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[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (6 children)

If you count Gohan, Trunks, 17, 18, and Tien as humans, which they all are to some degree, he's def not the strongest of his species. He is way up there though, and 7th place isn't even close, but special K is for sure not the strongest.

[–] zaphodb2002@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 days ago (7 children)

C'mon Tien? K Dog would hose him. Destructo Disc his three-eyed ass in half. But yeah the robots and the half-Saiyans don't count, that's cheating.

[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Maybe. I'm pretty sure Tien mopped the floor with him in DB, but that was a long time ago. I don't think either of them have enough feats in Super to definitively say who would win, but Tien is consistantly more dedicated to training and has an even trickier arsenal of techniques, so I'd put my money that ways.

And being half human is still being human. That's genetic diversity, which is not cheating.

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 days ago

Tien vs krillin is kind of debatable, but they still both bald, along with Roshi, so....

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[–] tatann@lemm.ee 33 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

Where's Homer ? I've seen the guy fall hundreds of meters and not die

(Also hot wife)

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[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 30 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

One Punch Man's hair fell out from his extreme work out routine (that isn't extreme at all). So like a reverse Goku.

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[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 27 points 2 days ago
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 27 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Those of you questioning Krilling - he's not op in fighting, just in the babe department.

[–] justsquigglez@lemm.ee 26 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

To be fair, I believe he IS the strongest pure human in DBZ cannon, so in some sense he's OP in fighting. Just not against the show's usual villains after the OG Dragon Ball lol

[–] harmsy@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He's not even OP against the villains IN the OG Dragon Ball. He gets his ass handed to him by a Red Ribbon Army guy.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Dude you're making fun of a kid. And it's funny.

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[–] Lumiluz@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He also invented the destructodisc, which is what technically felled Frieza the first time, and works even on enemies as strong as perfect cell. It's just that cell has crazy regeneration.

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[–] PillowTalk420@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He is the champion of dying.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 5 points 2 days ago
[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Or like the kids say: extremely op on the rizz

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[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 25 points 2 days ago

None of them match god though.

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[–] Bieren@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

Beards and hair grow out of the brain. The less hair on the head, the bigger the brain. More hair, smaller brain.

[–] MohamedMoney@feddit.org 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yet no one is called Baldwin.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (5 children)
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[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

i know 2 and 3 are known for their sauce and 4 for cleaning it

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

No Samuel L. Jackson?

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Krillin

Overpowered

Okay yamcha

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 7 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Why does nobody kill yamcha!? -- Joey Wheeler

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[–] Master@lemm.ee 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Because extra testosterone is linked to hair loss. Working out heavily creates extra testosterone. At some point most men have to choose between keeping their hair or having a functional dick.

All the people in ops pic chose their dick!

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 days ago
[–] inferni_advocatvs@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Unstoppabald*

[–] Case@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Baldness can either cripple you, or make a man of you.

Once you accept it. Rock it. Own it... well, IT at least doubles in size, results may vary.

I will not be taking questions, please refer to the Mr. Sins. If he is not available, Sir Stewart will happy to demonstrate on your mother.

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Krillin

The exception that proves the rule?

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Lootboblin@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

There is an old finnish saying that hair and common sense (brains) doesn’t stay in the same head. Tukka ja järki ei pysy samassa päässä.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Shaggy isn't bald.

[–] klobuerschtler@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago

You forgot Steve Balmer

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