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[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 184 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean, the guy is a lawyer, I'm not sure I can think of a profession with a more "generic person in a formal but not fancy outfit" stereotype than that.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Women in HR all tend to have the same look

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 day ago

I had a threesome with an HR lady! Her hair is purple and she has a polyamory infinity symbol wrapped by bands around her wrist in the colors of the bisexual flag.
She’s a cool lady. Great friend and hates being a tool for the man. She’s cool people’s version of Ron Swanson.

[–] ShankShill@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago

I met an HR lady with full sleeve tats and is a body builder.

[–] MnemonicBump@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My last HR rep looked like Ms. Frizzle

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 day ago

I wonder how Jill is doing.

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 182 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

Damn, this is cursed

[–] pachrist@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago

Bring back this and the throne room decorations.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 91 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Isn't that a compliment? He's awesome.

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Its gotta be, the devs of the game would want you to trust the advisor so they'd make them charismatic and friendly.

[–] Pheonixdeath@lemmy.world 72 points 1 day ago

Love Legal Eagle... But damn it all that made me laugh way to hard....

[–] pticrix@lemmy.ca 63 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I just went to get a screenshot of this guy. He lives rent free in my head.

He pops up whenever I make expensive purchases

[–] Colonel_Panic_@lemm.ee 12 points 1 day ago

Well that's your problem. Start charging that bitch rent to be there and get your budget back in the green.

[–] ysjet@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Is... Is that norm Abrams?

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw?!

[–] alphapuggle@programming.dev 58 points 1 day ago (3 children)

collapsed inline mediaHorse Gigachad meme

Personally I always think of this when I see him

[–] Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 day ago
[–] Zentron@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago

Im yoinking this for future use

[–] jak@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago

He does look very snouty

[–] dabaldeagul@feddit.nl 51 points 1 day ago

It's true though

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 31 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

a sexy Advisor that is. Because Devin Stone is damn awesome, intelligent and sexy and handsome!

[–] protist@mander.xyz 41 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Legal Eagle is such a good YouTube channel

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago

oh for sure it is!

[–] joenforcer@midwest.social 5 points 1 day ago

And he's jacked, too. He was in a T-shirt for another YouTuber's behind the scenes set videos, and those arms are massive.

[–] PacMan@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hahaha, The Legal Eagle kind of does!

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago

I've always thought he looks like a stock photo of a lawyer. like his face is what would be used as an illustration when you look up what lawyer means.

[–] PalimpsestNavigator@midwest.social 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not the Legal Eagle! Hahaha

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 21 hours ago

Nobody is safe!

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 day ago

That's hardly an insult.

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Oh thats just not [Niel] Fair[banks]!

[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 16 points 1 day ago

I would say he would sue you for that ... but he is a pretty decent guy and likely just laughed at it.

[–] holycrap@lemm.ee 13 points 1 day ago

I think that's what he was going for, so I'm not sure this is a great insult

[–] phlegmy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

He's got a real disney character face

[–] BlackLaZoR@fedia.io 7 points 1 day ago

Actually he's a pixar character

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

theres doc mike(got famous for being attractive on buzzfeed), and hes always look likes he wearing scrubs.

[–] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca -3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don Draper’s shitty brother

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

More like Don Draper is this guy's shitty brother, LegalEagle is goated