Canada

Fuck off you demented old fool.

No one wants to be america. People want to be human beings that are able live as human beings. People don't want to be pawns to a machine that sucks humanity and souls from living bodies.

80-year-old angsty teen... how can anyone take this man child seriously?

We don't want to be the 51st state. The idea repulses us, actually.

Elbows up, guys!

We like our women with bodily autonomy and with the right to choose.

We like our right to protest without the fear of being jailed and deported.

We like our heads of state to be respectful and respected on the world stage.

We like our right to privacy without surveillance, and our civil servants free from Krasnov’s oligarchs.

Most importantly, we like our beer to be unshittified!

Sincerely,

The Canadians who haven't already fallen victim to your propaganda.

I will shortly be declaring a National Emergency on Electricity within the threatened area. This will allow the U.S to quickly do what has to be done to alleviate this abusive threat from Canada.

This shit is ominous. This demon is ready to invade and take control of the Québec-Windsor corridor.

So we charged them 25% more for our electricity and his response is to charge his own citizens 25% more??

Wow

Won't someone assassinate this senile fat fuck?

I’ll cherish Trump when he’s 6 feet underground eating dirt for eternity + a day.

Hopefully this afternoon.

Narcissistic abuser tactics, as usual. "I'll be so good to you, babe, the ~~beatings~~ tariffs will stop if you become my ~~wife~~ 51st state."

ADDITIONAL 25% Tariff, to 50%, on all STEEL and ALUMINUM COMING INTO THE UNITED STATES FROM CANADA,

My company:

Has two shops 1 in Canada and 1 in the US; US shop now solely handles all American related jobs while Canada handles any job globally, besides the US.

Real smart play here ol trump

Cherished. Hah.

Canada will be waiting for you fuckers!

I like to keep my pension and EI benefits thank you very much.

This broadcasts his insecurities about being clueless how the economy or anything works, and has surrounded himself with yes men idiots that can't even bail him out of this hole he dug himself. A big tell is he is so pissed he is giving them over 4 wks to lift their electricity premium.

As an American I say Canada should just go the "we don't bargain with terrorists" approach and just cut the electric today. Call the bully's bluff.

What are the protocols/powers involved in declaring something a national emergency? Like what decision power does the president gain in that scenario?

EDIT: This site seems to cover a lot of the benefits gained and what protections are in place to limit overreach, but given the current state of affairs I can’t imagine why Congress would reign in the abuse.

Bring it the fuck on yam tits. Lets fucking go. Send in your cultist freaks I can't wait to blow some yank limbs off.

He's gonna fucking invade, isn't he?

I've never been so viscerally irritated in my life. ELBOWS UP

When is this fat fuck gonna get it through his head that we will never be a part of the US, and there's nothing he can do about it?

Trump is desperate to be a part of Canada, huh?

No one wants this, this old diapered man needs to go back into the home

Blackmail

He can't take a clear 'no' for an answer. No wonder he's a convicted rapist.

I'd rather the West Coast become part of Canada.

Old man shout at canada... again

Is it really a "longtime tariff" when it was implemented a week ago? I guess when you have the memory of a goldfish...

Lol at there no longer being a border problem. How exactly does this change ANYTHING about guns and fentanyl crossing between Canada and the US? And whatever immigration problems Trump is complaining about would be completely moot if suddenly the entire country are now forced to become US immigrants.