this post was submitted on 09 May 2025
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I feel like I have seen way too many on the road for only 3000 to have been sold.
Maybe I have a lot of dipshits living near me?
Gotta be hyperbole, or an old post. Google says 39,000.
Can you imagine. Putting together an entire assembly line. Logistics. Parts outsourcing. From the die stamp machine with tolerances of 0.0001" to make those shitty stainless steel bodies to how many rolls of toilet paper there should be in each stall, or the type of soap in the luch room. All those intricate details. To only sell 39,000 of those shitboxes.
Tesla probably skipped half that, the die stamp machine is from a dumpster in Detroit, and employees are expected to shit at a Starbucks during their break.
Yeah, there's certainly not anything on that machine with a tolerance higher than 0.005
I've seen one in the non capitol or metro area in Canada I live in, though there is money here since it's nice. So yeah I figured there must be more out there than the post said. First one I've seen in person, it look liked it belonged in a B movie, I couldn't help but laugh. I do think it's a good thing for people try and pollute less of course, just not want to give more money to the Nazi born having already won the game of life.
Musk is defunding the EPA. Giving 100 grand to that turtlesack doesn't count as "polluting less" in my book.
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Same. I see one everyday minimum. I saw two in one parking lot once. I have probably seen up to 5 in a day before.
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Is this an old post? Because over 46 thousand have been sold as of March.
Still, that's not helluva lot considering the global or even countrywide population. Had to look it up because if they really did only ever sell 3000 of them, then a significant portion of those buyers live around me.
46 thousand ... where? maybe 3000 in their town?
Once or twice every decade a clown car gets released and a handful of dipshits buy them and become the red-headed stepchildren of our roadways. The butt of jokes. Cautionary tales.
Ford Pinto
Pontiac Aztek
Chrysler PT Cruiser
Tesla Cybercuck
I would 100% drive a convertible PT Cruiser and I'd do it with pride 😄 I mean it absolutely is a silly car but like in a self aware way if that makes sense
It's a hot tub on wheels
They're very hard to kill and you can jam the srt4 motor into them without crazy amounts of work.
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The cube
Don't sleep on the Delorean! Those things were the laughing stock of America before Back to the Future made them cool again. Funny enough, they had many of the same problems Musk's stainless steel, uh, thing, has.
The Pinto is a bit different as they were useful, reasonably priced, and fairly popular. If hadn't ended up with that combination of bumper and gas tank placement, the model name would probably still be going strong.
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Nissan Murano convertible
Land Rover Evoque convertible
VW T-Roc convertible
No I'm not biased.
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I'm in a very liberal city and I have seen a few of these with business logos plastered all over them. It's like they are advertising that you shouldn't use their business.
Yup. There's an urgent care near me that has a wrapped swastikar out front. I think I would rather die than go there.
There is one in our area, but I only ever saw it parked and empty until recently. When I finally ran across it on pulling out of a parking lot, I got a look and the driver and he looks like a bootleg RFK Jr.
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I live in Toronto, they are fucking everywhere. teslas in general but I see cybertrucks daily. A lot of dbags around here i guess.
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I'll never understand why the design of this thing so unlike all of the other vehicles in the Tesla lineup. It's soooo fugly.
All of his companies have people whose job it is to distract Elon musk when he tries to get involved. Tesla's must have been on vacation or something.
Because this thing was Musk's pet project.
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There’s an appalling number of local dipshits in Austin. I see a couple wankpanzers a day.
Ive seen at least 4 or 5. Kinda wild there are that many suckers driving around
There's a couple of dozen of them in the area where I work...
Several of them have wraps. 😒
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We have a few I've seen around. one in particular was seemingly bought, vinyl wrapped, and parked in a busy lot to advertise some restaurant that's not even nearby 🤦♂️ It probably wouldn't even start now. It hasn't moved in several months and there's no chargers near it in that lot lol
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I was in the Irvine area a while ago and the parking lot had not one, not two, but three cyber trucks. Each one was more of a surprise than the last.
I see them fairly often in Houston, but I've yet to see more than one at a time. Maybe all the dipshits around here went in on one together, and it's some kinda time-share situation.
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What ever happened with the Canada tax scam they did?
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