sfled

joined 1 day ago
[–] sfled@lemm.ee 3 points 19 hours ago

Just suckers, like an octopus.

[–] sfled@lemm.ee 2 points 19 hours ago

With the QC of a Yugo.

[–] sfled@lemm.ee 13 points 19 hours ago (5 children)

I'll never understand why the design of this thing so unlike all of the other vehicles in the Tesla lineup. It's soooo fugly.

[–] sfled@lemm.ee 5 points 20 hours ago

When he shook Chief Justice Roberts' hand and said "Thank you," after the State of the Union address, it felt more like a "Great job, here's your severance check, bu-bye now" kind of Thank You than a gesture of gratitude.

[–] sfled@lemm.ee 5 points 21 hours ago

Wait, you mean The Commercial on the White House lawn back in March didn't move more units?! surprisedpikachuface.jpg

[–] sfled@lemm.ee 6 points 21 hours ago

Note to self: Face-eating leopards nearly always arrive hungry.

[–] sfled@lemm.ee 1 points 21 hours ago

He's moving the FBI to Kash accounting.

[–] sfled@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

My sympathies exactly, my dear fellow.

Best regards,

A Temporarily Embarrassed Millionaire

[–] sfled@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

Food poisoning will lead right back to a toilet paper shortage. Never mind that the US is net exporter of TP.

[–] sfled@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

You are indeed a fortunate individual.

[–] sfled@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

“She burns facts and she uses that ash to create a perfect smokey eye.” - Michelle Wolf

[–] sfled@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

First it was "Day 1", then "It's Biden's Economy", then "There will be a transition period". Meanwhile he's raking it in with all his grifts, prices are high NOW, and I'm hungry NOW.

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