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Mine has to be some dude that insisted that advertising is a "30,000 year old technology"

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[–] dfyx@lemmy.helios42.de 126 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (4 children)

That using 100% free and open source software is more important than actually getting your work done.

In a thread about Affinity Photo where someone insisted that we should all use gimp and just not edit photos if gimp doesn't have the features we need rather than asking Serif to port their software to Linux.

Also in several threads about migrating from Windows to Linux where every missing or complicated feature was brushed away with "just get used to not being able to do it, even if it's critical to your workflow".

[–] socphoenix@midwest.social 35 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That is 10,000% people who don’t do creative work especially professionally. I am fine with gimp and darktable versus anything Adobe/paid but I also barely use them lol. I would be back off Linux in a heartbeat if I honestly couldn’t use something I needed even though I prefer it.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 36 points 5 days ago (11 children)

Medical work, too. Several exam machines only work with Windows. I've heard once that "wine's pretty good nowadays", which completely ignores the detail that it isn't tested with said equipment and its drivers.

Anything related to engineering, whether civil or mechanical, also goes with either Windows or Mac, because the free CAD options don't hold a candle to AutoCAD and others.

Lastly, there's no FOSS alternative to completely replace Microsoft Active Directory, so offices where 90% of the work is done on the web browser won't bother because they'll be losing control over individual machines.

There's so much focus on "me" and "freedom" that they often forget there's a whole damn world of different needs around them.

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[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 88 points 6 days ago (7 children)

One of the first argument I've got myself into was returning the shopping cart to the designated spot. This person was replying to like 5 people at once justifying why they don't always return the cart, because the weather is hot and the corral is far, etc. while we disapproved.

Got some reddit argument PTSD from that lol

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 32 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I suspect that person would also justify littering in order to "ensure street cleaners don't lose their jobs"

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[–] alehel@lemmy.zip 20 points 5 days ago (4 children)

I didn't think not returning a trolly was something worth defending 😂.

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[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I started an argument like that once. I made a joke about how there is literally always at least one person who defends not putting the cart back.

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[–] dfyx@lemmy.helios42.de 76 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (4 children)

One that I read on Mastodon:

Every bad thing about commercial software is the programmers' fault. Even if it was something that management decided and the programmer fought against it and lost. They claimed you should rather risk losing your job than accepting an inconvenience for your user. Weird take but okay. Then they started comparing software engineers to soldiers "just following orders" during the holocaust. That's where I blocked them. Cherry on top: they have "if you want to hire me as a software engineer, message me" in their bio. I wonder why nobody wants to hire them...

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 25 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What kind of idiot can't see the difference between "I'm going to implement this stupid feature that no one wants because my boss says I have to" and "I'm going to murder Jews because my boss says I have to"?

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Even Nathan Poe would be amazed at the speed that that devolved into nazi comparisons

[–] dfyx@lemmy.helios42.de 23 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (5 children)

I think you mean Mike Godwin. Poe's Law is about satire being hard to distinguish actual extremist views.

Edit: I really wanted to add a joke about Ward Cunningham but couldn't find a good way to phrase it.

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[–] SouthFresh@lemmy.world 53 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Once knew someone who was convinced that Rage Against the Machine was a white supremacist band.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Because they liked them or because they didn't like them?

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[–] aislopmukbang@sh.itjust.works 48 points 6 days ago (6 children)
[–] gigachad@sh.itjust.works 15 points 6 days ago

But some of the posts are hilarious lmao

I use Mint btw

[–] plumbercraic@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

wow the ratio on those posts

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

And it's not even satire, the dude generally has a hate boner for Linux.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 17 points 6 days ago

I remember him somehow managing to get banned by his autoban-bot on that community

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[–] Samsonreturns@lemmy.world 48 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Someone was trying to say the Van Halen's song "Jump" was about suicide. Despite being presented with an interview with David Lee Roth (who wrote the song) explaining what the song was about. Still think about that. Idk why. Maybe because it was like one of those conversations you have with an edgy emo kid in highschool and realize they are full of shit. Some weird nostalgia I guess

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

It is a song influenced by seeing a report about a suicidal jumper, but repurposing the idea into a positive one. Basically, it is saying that instead of a suicide jump someone should take a leap of faith and improve things.

[–] renegadespork@lemmy.jelliefrontier.net 18 points 6 days ago (4 children)

People fixate on certain lyrics and kinda ignore the rest of the song.

I knew someone who swore "Hallelujah" by Leonard Cohen was a dirty song because two lines could be interpreted as innuendo.

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago (3 children)

"Hallelujah" has an overt reference to the story of David & Bathsheba in the Bible, which is a story about a king watching a woman bathe and then sending her husband into an unwinnable battle so he could steal her from him.

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[–] blackstampede@sh.itjust.works 45 points 5 days ago (11 children)

Someone called me a rapist for saying that I've choked women during sex. Consenting, adult women.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 43 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I once got accused of having a corporate shill account after explaining how coupons work.

Man was whingeing about paying full price for Domino's and got pissed at me when I pointed out they didn't use the 2 for 7 deal that takes up half their homepage.

Some people just can't admit they fucked up XD

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[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 43 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (9 children)

Whatever the hell this conversation was:

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Recessa, ↑4 ↓1: That’s completely idiotic, production exist because there’s demand for it.

commie, ↑1 ↓4: I think you understand that milk is produced as part of the mammalian reproductive cycle. can you describe the causal steps between demanding milk and it’s production?

friendlymessage, ↑3 ↓2: Do you think dairy cattle just randomly spawns on the planetary surface?

commie, ↑1 ↓3: do you think there’s a direct causal link between drinking milk and more being produced?

friendlymessage, ↑3: Are you fucking with me?

commie, ↑2 ↓3: no. I’m trying to illustrate that markets are not governed by natural law; they are populated by irrational actors.

friendlymessage, ↑2 ↓1: Yeah, but they’re not as irrational as you are and producing milk costs money. If there’s no market, they will stop because they are not fuckin lunatics and they don’t have infinite resources

commie, ↑2 ↓2: milk was farmed before markets existed. there is no reason to believe that will ever stop.

friendlymessage, ↑3 ↓1: That… must be the dumbest discussion I’ve had in a while. Please read through your comments tomorrow when you’re sober

commie, ↑1 ↓1: I’ve been sober all day.

friendlymessage, ↑1: Okay, whatever you say

commie, ↑1 ↓2: everything I’ve said is true. you’re objecting to reality, and being pretty shitty about it to me.

friendlymessage, ↑2: No, you’re just making a no sensical argument at all. Milk was farmed from dairy cattle because it was consumed by humans. It’s simple supply and demand. There is no rational argument at all that if mankind stopped consuming milk, it would still be farmed. Why would any farmer go through the effort to upkeep cows and keep them impregnanted to make them produce milk if they cannot trade it or won’t consume it? Yes, humans have free will but they won’t produce stuff with very high effort just for fun. Except maybe very sick minds that just enjoy animal cruelty. And you won’t elaborate what your actual point is anyway.

Also, not that it matters, but you’re arguing that dairy farming existed before the market is simply wrong. There has been trade between human civilizations long before we started domesticating animals.

[–] Arkouda@lemmy.ca 19 points 6 days ago

Having read through the other comments I think this is the winner. This person needs to read a book. What a wild hill to die on.

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[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 37 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Homeopathy... Oh boy, my mom believes in it. As well as crystals with special powers.

[–] epicstove@lemmy.ca 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

There are some rocks with special powers. Like uranium, Plutonium, etc.

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Yes, but those are dirty, brutish science rocks. Not special coloured crystals with the powers of emotional healing™, protection against negative auras™ or unseen life™, and the power to give a room or a house a positive atmosphere™.

You know, the kind that those doctors (who totally know nothing at all!) don't want you to know about because it'll put them out of business.

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[–] wieson@feddit.org 35 points 5 days ago (36 children)

"Fahrenheit describes the level of comfort for a human. From coldest to warmest that you may experience outside."

[–] TheRealKuni@midwest.social 22 points 5 days ago (2 children)

As an American I used to use a variation of this phrase.

Then I decided to experimentally switch to using Celsius. Took a few weeks/months to really internalize it and stop having to do on-the-fly conversions, but honestly I love it.

It’s remarkable how useful having 0 be freezing is for weather. It makes understanding sub-freezing temperatures much easier. Which also helps reinforce what a degree Celsius means.

I wish other Americans would try it. I haven’t gone back, all my devices are still on Celsius over five years later.

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[–] Mac@mander.xyz 24 points 6 days ago

Any time any user comments the word "based" to the most normal and reasonable shit ever.
Based has lost all meaning.

[–] ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (4 children)

Aristotle was a professor wrestler who started a math cult that hated beans. He is best known for having developed the intercept theorem and diverting the Halys river.

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[–] lath@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago (9 children)

That you should always keep your graphics card updated to the latest drivers, especially Nvidia

That's not that ridiculous. If you're frequently playing new games at launch (probably a bad idea for different reasons), then latest drivers often contain optimizations and fixes for specific games.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I do out of habit and 99% of the time it has zero downsides and occasional positives. It only borked a game and required rolling back one time that I can remember.

I have a friend who is far more careful about doing their updates because they have frequent problems. Not sure why we have such different experiences.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 15 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I got called a fascist a couple weeks ago because I suggested that a generative AI model shouldn't need to do tons of extra math to perform math since it's already literally a computer.

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