this post was submitted on 05 May 2025
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Hate to break it to you but your nugget is actually holding a big-ass bong
Edit: “big ass bong” is perhaps a little different than a “big-ass bong”
And I thought nothing could be cooler than a sax
Saxo Seal’s Greatest Hits Vol. 5
- Seal of Love
- You Clap I Toot
- I’d Do It For A Fish
- Slippery Blues
Not to mention Mr. Saxo Seal
You make me eat, fill me up, wind me down
Tasty meat, make me poop like a freak
Mr. Saxo Seal
[repeat ad nauseam]
Ghost dog
It’s a bear and it’s teacup elephant pet
It's a polar bear's ghost.
That's clearly a manatee eating peking duck
🎶 And I'm never gonna dip again,
Guilty nugs have got no rhythm 🎶
Epic sax seal
That's $10,000 if you can convince somebody that it's actually Jesus.