Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I cry on company time.
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The saddest version of this saying...
I can think of another 3 letter word, and it rhymes, that would make this even sadder.
There is a German punk song "Wir scheißen auf Karriere" (we give a shit about career) saying "Zum pinkeln und zum sterben ist die Frühstückspause da" (for peeing and for dying, there is the breakfast break)
I can try, but I'm pretty sure my depression will just laugh in my face if I try to reschedule.
If you're planning your sadness around your job so that you don't waste your time off, then capitalism has already won.
Also, sundays are for pooping on the clock.
I always pee on the clock.
I hope you clean it after.
Save it all weekend for a monday monster.