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[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Far too large (the hole).

[–] dan69@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Not just any furniture, no no no, underage furniture

[–] dan69@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

No, no! Just prefers trans-formed trees..

[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

lookhowtheymassacredmyboy.gif

[–] Retreaux@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Not just the truth, but The Whole Truth

Don't give him ideas, nature is suffering enough as is.

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 days ago
[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago

Trussy is hard though

[–] GroundedGator@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I wouldn't think of him as a dendrophile.

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] GroundedGator@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Yes, but when I saw her I thought "yeah I'd have fun with her" not "my god look at that tall rough barked tree over there, wonder if there are any good holes"

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Arborphelia

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

TekKnight, is that you?

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

Hasn't the Lorax been abused enough? He's seen more than he should.

[–] loomy@lemy.lol 3 points 2 days ago

no, but had a pope a couple weeks ago

not sexually ; murderously.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

Shady Vance's not whole.

[–] youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I caught 3 squirrels in the process, and got a free circumcision!

Good luck 🤞

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If the tree is still alive then no…

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Let see him try to do that to a dynamite tree, aka the soapbox tree. Or a manchineel tree