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Perfect! This is perfection, nobody will ever make a better use of this meme format!
Nah the mitt romney one
The title could also start as "Family values saved..."
I thought the Babylon Bee would love Andrew Tate.
Apparently the thought of him being a Muslim is too much for them
I had no idea he was Muslim.
I assume he’s about as much a Muslim as trump is a Christian (ie only when it’s convenient, and he probably doesn’t know what all those words mean in that order, anyway)
He's probably about as Muslim as a brick with the word "Muslim" painted on it.
He literally got into Islam for the misogyny.
He became Muslim because of the misogyny and incels of the religion, he's in for the grift, much like Russel brand became "born again"
He reverted ig
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I definitely get that vibe from that headline. It's not that the US reached out and said "touch not one hair on my precious scumbags", it's that they did it for someone who scumbags who also claim to be Muslim and fail the melanin deficiency test.
I don’t understand if this is satire anymore.
Reality hasbecome too hard to satirise.
So they're all at least 5 months old? Must be bringing their girlfriends.
Is there any one quality that more of the people surrounding Trump share than being serial sex abusers?
I can't think of one.
I think they all have to share their "special secret". If one of the group doesn't, they are a liability.
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By the party of law and order
Watch the tate brothers become members of Trump's cabinet
Head of the minister for women and gender equality, an obvious choice.
That's too much. That's like putting an antivaxxer in charge of health!
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Ehh. They are rapey enough but don't you think they look well, a little on the brown side? Doesn't seem like there's any reason to compromise when there aren't DEI rules in place and there are plenty of rapey whites that are well qualified.
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This is not the onion, but Desantis might go after him. It could all be a stunt, of course.
From the Miami Herald article:
But Tate’s claim that the Romanian case against him was dismissed in December isn’t true. While a Bucharest court ruled that the first criminal case could not proceed due to legal and procedural irregularities, the charges against the Tates remain in effect. What’s unclear is how further cases will proceed now that the Tates are back on American soil.
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/politics-government/article301122934.html
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I'm not sure if it's widely known, but Tate started a political party in the UK called "BRUV" ("Britain Restoring Underlying Values"). The manifesto is all AI generated garbage. I'm unsure how that'll turn out as a refugee fleeing European justice.
Did something change with the babylon bee? Sudden surge of actually decent content all of a sudden
If you go to their site this is definitely the exception and not the rule. The rest of the articles today are bashing Zelensky.
Right wingers are starting to act non/anti-christian more prominently from power, it seems. So Babylon bee has material from the right to make fun of. Or maybe not, it kind of always existed, now thinking.
Idk, I always felt that there was a conservative slant to the bee. It's never there 100% of the time, but it's kinda like if the Onion was written by a bunch of bootlickers.
like if the Onion was written by a bunch of bootlickers.
This is exactly what it is. Seth Dillon was also the guy who recruited the Libs of TikTok lady, if memory serves.
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