this post was submitted on 24 Apr 2025
1147 points (97.4% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

31162 readers
4068 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 

Inception bitch!

top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world 105 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If you're still on Earth...

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 65 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If you're still on Lemmy...

...you're supporting the solution!

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (7 children)

I do not see how Lemmy helps with anything other than allowing people another excuse for escapism and scrolling on the internet over actually developing life skills, seeing new sights, socializing with humans, getting better at understanding people, and actually making an effort to communicate with others, doing some small part to make the world better.

[–] bunnyBoy@pawb.social 19 points 3 days ago (9 children)

I think the 'problem' the meme is referencing is supporting centralized social media run by corporations. I think the 'problem' you are talking about is more along the lines of tech addiction. Something can fix one problem without fixing every problem.

load more comments (9 replies)
[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 11 points 3 days ago

Then why are you here?

load more comments (5 replies)
[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 42 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I don't want to be part of a problem. I want to be the whole problem

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 17 points 4 days ago

Apparently if you want to do that you have to buy Twitter

[–] RedditIsDeddit@lemmy.world 35 points 3 days ago (13 children)

Reddit has become practically unusable. Mods censor EVERYTHING even if it doesn't "break the rules" it's worthless trying to have honest discussions.

[–] SparroHawc@lemm.ee 12 points 3 days ago (6 children)

I dropped Reddit when it was announced that you could be banned for upvoting something.

load more comments (6 replies)
[–] supro47@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 days ago

I once said on /r/nintendo in the context of Nintendo increasing the price of games that even if you enjoy their products, there’s no excuse to defend their anti consumer practices and that there was way too much “corporate boot licking” among Nintendo fans. It wasn’t a statement directed at anyone specifically, but I got a temporary ban for “derogatory name calling.”

Like…I fully understand it’s going to be a sub of Nintendo fans, and I also consider myself a fan of a lot of their games, but if you aren’t allowed to be critical…then banning me for that post kinda proved my point, lol.

[–] SpitefulSprite@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Dude im so tired of bans and creepy tracking that ensures you cant engage on the site... I do enjoy the reddit user friendly platform but im so sick of the overreach from the mods.. i have had an account up for a while that just got permanently banned because I accidentally engaged with a sub i forgot had banned my og account.. and because of that old account that had an IP ban it was somehow tied to my new account made a whole year later! Even though i use duckduckgo with full protection and cleared all my data.. but Im done.. its not worth the headache..and trying to use lemmy world now feels better. Still getting used to it here

[–] Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub 15 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

your comment has been automatically removed because you didn't choose the right flair.

your comment has been automatically removed because it doesn't adhere to "fuckshitstack" guidelines

your comment has been automatically removed because it didn't kiss the mods' asses enough

your comment has been automatically removed, to become verified, take a photo of your driver's license, your social security card, and yourself holding both of them, in each arm. SUBMISSIONS WITH BOTH CARDS IN ONE HAND WILL BE DELETED! PLEASE, READ THE STICKY.

I fucking hate Reddit.

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (3 replies)
load more comments (10 replies)
[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 33 points 4 days ago (5 children)

have you ever seen Lemmy

ON WEEEEEEED

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 19 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

There's some weird shit going on, man. Beans flying everywhere, dudes who don't want to shit for 3 days. Who's that sending pictures of dead girls to everyone? I don't know! Mod team, go! Mod team, go!

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)

No shit for 3 days? That's amateur numbers! There was that guy on Reddit that didn't go for a month and a half and had to get unclogged at the hospital!

load more comments (2 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] EndRedStateSubsidies@leminal.space 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Bro, I've been high basically every fucking day for the last 5 years for sure but we're getting on a decade here.

There isn't much shit I haven't tried on weed because raw dawgging this timeline is a guaranteed shotgun slurpee.

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (3 replies)
[–] Cynicalinsurrection@lemmy.world 31 points 3 days ago (13 children)

There are many communities still on reddit for which there are no alternatives on lemmy as of yet and if you want it to surpass reddit you need to stop with the toxic attitude and the false sense of superiority especially since a lot of the content on this platform is just reposts from 4chan, x, reddit. If curious folk come here and all they see is toxic threads and reposts why would they stay here? This is mostly in response to the comments I've seen on here not the thread itself.

load more comments (13 replies)
[–] RedFrank24@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (46 children)

The only thing Twitter has over something like Bluesky is the fact that Bluesky is so milquetoast and nice that you don't really get any of the drama you get on Twitter. Like, I never see comic fans going "Black Bolt would DESTROY Saitama in a fight!" and anime fans going "Nu uh! ONE PUNCH!" on Bluesky.

Same with Lemmy tbh. Lemmy is 80% politics, 5% memes about politics, 5% memes about Lemmy being better than Reddit, and 10% Linux.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

It used to be so much more Linux, but replacing that with politically charged statements parading as memes isn't a much better alternative. My two least favorite parts of Lemmy are how every conversation is somehow just one degree of separation from Linux or Nazis. Meme about dogs? Now the conversation is about genocide.

load more comments (2 replies)
load more comments (45 replies)
[–] Gustephan@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Don't we still have a few years before lemmy somehow enshittifies?

[–] communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 23 points 4 days ago (28 children)

It's impossible by design. If an instance enshittifies people will just leave the instance.

load more comments (28 replies)
[–] Kirk@startrek.website 10 points 3 days ago

The fact that this is being upvoted so much I think demonstrates a big misunderstanding of how the fediverse works.

Nobody owns Lemmy and if a instance does something shitty it costs hardly anything to change instances. Nobody owns the lemmy software, and other softwares like mbin/piefed exist too with the same content.

[–] swab148@startrek.website 7 points 4 days ago

It'd be pretty difficult, any instances that start that shit would be defederated with a quickness, but I don't want to be too optimistic lol

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago (2 children)
load more comments (2 replies)
[–] AbraKadabra1993@reddthat.com 23 points 3 days ago (7 children)

Its true. I have friends still using it and they can't seem to break free. I used Reddit since its inception, but left it immediately during the api-pocolypse and never looked back. I did the same with Proton when the CEO praised the GOP. I have no loyalties to tech companies.

load more comments (7 replies)
[–] Juliee@lemm.ee 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (11 children)

You left Reddit because you wanted to tell a message

I left because I was banned site wide cause of an unpopular opinion in a gaming subreddit

We are not the same

[–] la_scriba@sopuli.xyz 17 points 2 days ago (8 children)

Wait, what's wrong with Lemmy?

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

If you know you know

I mean, I presume... I don't know, so I don't know

load more comments (7 replies)
[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Lmao well I found this place cause they won’t let me on Reddit anymore. They didn’t appreciate my colourful thoughts on Musk.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 13 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Joke's on you, I'm on Mbin

load more comments (4 replies)
[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 12 points 4 days ago

Reddit is like CNN, which is Fox-lite, while xitter is ( oan and newsmax)

[–] cattywampas@lemm.ee 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Sweet, are Advice Animals back?

[–] CatherineLily@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 days ago (12 children)

Just deleted my reddit and joined Lemmy. Do I have to quit already?

load more comments (12 replies)
[–] arotrios@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] DFX4509B_2@lemmy.org 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I ditched Reddit because the writing's on the wall for them becoming a complete hellscape with their ramping up of censorship recently, and I jumped ship before that Titanic of a platform sinks.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

If you're still using the Internet in any capacity...

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

They will follow us everywhere. If the medium is commercial, the capitalists will capture it. If its public, the extreme social interest groups will capture it.

[–] piyuv@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

“Extreme social interest” like universal healthcare / basic income, human rights, being anti genocide, pro-human rights, basic privacy rights… list goes on.

My good fellow, extremists are not here shitposting, they’re running the biggest economies of the world. World’s richest man did 2 nazi salutes a couple weeks ago. Twitter is full of nazis. Spotify is hosting Andrew Tate podcasts.

“Public/open source = bad” is exactly what those people want the public to think, because it can’t be monetized and easily controlled.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 7 points 4 days ago (3 children)

inb4 a bunch of ~~junkies~~ redditors justify their ~~addiction~~ continuing usage because [reason]

load more comments (3 replies)
load more comments
view more: next ›