this post was submitted on 24 Apr 2025
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


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4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


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[–] TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world 91 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you're still on Earth...

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 49 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

If you're still on Lemmy...

...you're supporting the solution!

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 10 points 11 hours ago (6 children)

I do not see how Lemmy helps with anything other than allowing people another excuse for escapism and scrolling on the internet over actually developing life skills, seeing new sights, socializing with humans, getting better at understanding people, and actually making an effort to communicate with others, doing some small part to make the world better.

[–] bunnyBoy@pawb.social 11 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

I think the 'problem' the meme is referencing is supporting centralized social media run by corporations. I think the 'problem' you are talking about is more along the lines of tech addiction. Something can fix one problem without fixing every problem.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

Sure, and my point is maybe we all need to put away the internet entirely a little more often, it's literally killing us and the world.

[–] CalipherJones@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago (6 children)

The internet can be an amazing thing. It's greed that's turned it into an incorporated husk.

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[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 7 points 4 hours ago

Then why are you here?

[–] RedditIsDeddit@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

Sounds like a YOU problem.

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[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't want to be part of a problem. I want to be the whole problem

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 14 points 23 hours ago

Apparently if you want to do that you have to buy Twitter

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 32 points 1 day ago (4 children)

have you ever seen Lemmy

ON WEEEEEEED

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

There's some weird shit going on, man. Beans flying everywhere, dudes who don't want to shit for 3 days. Who's that sending pictures of dead girls to everyone? I don't know! Mod team, go! Mod team, go!

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

No shit for 3 days? That's amateur numbers! There was that guy on Reddit that didn't go for a month and a half and had to get unclogged at the hospital!

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[–] LarryLurkman@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

Cats and dogs, living together!

[–] EndRedStateSubsidies@leminal.space 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bro, I've been high basically every fucking day for the last 5 years for sure but we're getting on a decade here.

There isn't much shit I haven't tried on weed because raw dawgging this timeline is a guaranteed shotgun slurpee.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Bro I'm one week into a tbreak and it's painful

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[–] Gustephan@lemmy.world 25 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

Don't we still have a few years before lemmy somehow enshittifies?

[–] communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 21 points 16 hours ago (13 children)

It's impossible by design. If an instance enshittifies people will just leave the instance.

[–] HereIAm@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

The protocol itself could surely start its journey if enshittification? In which case different, possibly incompatible, branches would spawn fragmenting the Lemmy space. Still miles better than the whole thing burning to the ground. But with no shareholders looming around (yet) we can hope it won't come to that.

[–] communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 9 points 15 hours ago (5 children)

I don't see how, it's covered by a good license, and if it did it'd be forked in an instant. Can you give a historical example?

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[–] swab148@startrek.website 7 points 21 hours ago

It'd be pretty difficult, any instances that start that shit would be defederated with a quickness, but I don't want to be too optimistic lol

[–] PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 18 hours ago

Not really. It's not a centralized platform by design - unless you're talking about the flagship instances, which are a common problem with federated projects

[–] Kirk@startrek.website 5 points 4 hours ago

The fact that this is being upvoted so much I think demonstrates a big misunderstanding of how the fediverse works.

Nobody owns Lemmy and if a instance does something shitty it costs hardly anything to change instances. Nobody owns the lemmy software, and other softwares like mbin/piefed exist too with the same content.

[–] RedFrank24@lemmy.world 23 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (7 children)

The only thing Twitter has over something like Bluesky is the fact that Bluesky is so milquetoast and nice that you don't really get any of the drama you get on Twitter. Like, I never see comic fans going "Black Bolt would DESTROY Saitama in a fight!" and anime fans going "Nu uh! ONE PUNCH!" on Bluesky.

Same with Lemmy tbh. Lemmy is 80% politics, 5% memes about politics, 5% memes about Lemmy being better than Reddit, and 10% Linux.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 9 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

It used to be so much more Linux, but replacing that with politically charged statements parading as memes isn't a much better alternative. My two least favorite parts of Lemmy are how every conversation is somehow just one degree of separation from Linux or Nazis. Meme about dogs? Now the conversation is about genocide.

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[–] RedditIsDeddit@lemmy.world 19 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

Reddit has become practically unusable. Mods censor EVERYTHING even if it doesn't "break the rules" it's worthless trying to have honest discussions.

[–] SpitefulSprite@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

Dude im so tired of bans and creepy tracking that ensures you cant engage on the site... I do enjoy the reddit user friendly platform but im so sick of the overreach from the mods.. i have had an account up for a while that just got permanently banned because I accidentally engaged with a sub i forgot had banned my og account.. and because of that old account that had an IP ban it was somehow tied to my new account made a whole year later! Even though i use duckduckgo with full protection and cleared all my data.. but Im done.. its not worth the headache..and trying to use lemmy world now feels better. Still getting used to it here

[–] Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub 7 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

your comment has been automatically removed because you didn't choose the right flair.

your comment has been automatically removed because it doesn't adhere to "fuckshitstack" guidelines

your comment has been automatically removed because it didn't kiss the mods' asses enough

your comment has been automatically removed, to become verified, take a photo of your driver's license, your social security card, and yourself holding both of them, in each arm. SUBMISSIONS WITH BOTH CARDS IN ONE HAND WILL BE DELETED! PLEASE, READ THE STICKY.

I fucking hate Reddit.

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[–] No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world 18 points 12 hours ago (2 children)
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[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 13 points 23 hours ago (4 children)

Joke's on you, I'm on Mbin

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[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 12 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Lmao well I found this place cause they won’t let me on Reddit anymore. They didn’t appreciate my colourful thoughts on Musk.

[–] Alaik@lemmy.zip 5 points 14 hours ago

Honestly you could get banned for upvoting someone who stated someone seemed agitated and should try following dear leaders advice and take a shot of ivermecrin, a shot of bleach, and take a nap.

Watching reddits fall over the span of 12 years was certainly a thing.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 11 points 16 hours ago

Reddit is like CNN, which is Fox-lite, while xitter is ( oan and newsmax)

[–] cattywampas@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sweet, are Advice Animals back?

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 8 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

If you're still using the Internet in any capacity...

[–] RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

If you're still using written word...

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 6 points 21 hours ago

If you still are

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)

inb4 a bunch of ~~junkies~~ redditors justify their ~~addiction~~ continuing usage because [reason]

[–] swab148@startrek.website 5 points 1 day ago

Muh niche topics

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[–] arotrios@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago

I'm doing my part!

[–] Tungsten5@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago (3 children)

If you’re still on my mom…

[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

They will follow us everywhere. If the medium is commercial, the capitalists will capture it. If its public, the extreme social interest groups will capture it.

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