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I'm going with Danny Devito! That fuck would straighten out the church. He got good morals. He just a nice guy. What about you?

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[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 3 points 4 days ago

Bernie Sanders. Christianity spun out of a Jewish apocalyptic sect, so why not, in some very small part, bring it back toward its roots?

[–] Hermit_Lailoken@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

I am nominating myself, being as I am a Discordian Pope.

[–] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 2 points 6 days ago
[–] johncandy1812@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 days ago
[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 days ago

420 Blaze It

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Eckhart Tolle. I personally think he has a neurological disorder but he'd make life better.

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Pope Ringo George

[–] ProteanG6777@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 5 days ago

Leaning towards Cardinal Pietro Parolin - Cardinal secretary of state.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 6 days ago

Roman, probably. Maybe Kendall.

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 0 points 5 days ago

Justin Trudeau

[–] yesman@lemmy.world -1 points 6 days ago

I think Bill Maher should put his name in the hat. I know he's atheist, but he got on his knees for Trump, so maybe he's willing to give Jesus a fresh look.

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