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I think it is Wii Rod, not weirod.

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I use an alarm, but 9/10 times I wake within 10 minutes before the alarm.

Why don't you people proofread these things before posting?

My cats wake me up, does that count?

I don't need an alarm.

I wake up every few hours regardless.

And I'm always awake about 20 minutes before my alarm, no matter that time I set it to.

Existence is pain

I don't think there's a bigger bliss in this world than waking up randomly at night, looking over at the clock and realizing it's still early as fuck so you can go back to sleep 🤤

If I don't get up before 8:30am or so, my husky will softly grumble until I get up. The grumbles get progressively louder.

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The names Rod. Wei Rod

Having kids removed the need for alarms. The whole house is awake between 630 and 7 every day.

That’s basically everyone with a decent routine, no? I go to bed the same time, so I wake up the same time. The alarm is just for backup.

If anyone has trouble sleeping/waking with a set routine, there’s probably other factors at play like interrupted sleep cycles or sleep apnea.

I get up at the same time every weekday and it’s just programmed into my body to get up then or an hour later on weekends. It took 40 years to develop this superpower.

I sure love going to bed at a reasonable time, so I don't need external devices to wake up :3

My cat has a more precise internal clock than humans could ever engineer.

I have a baby. No need for an alarm, he has one built in 👍

People with rude cats

It really sucks when it doesn't work though. I used to wake up 5 minutes before my alarm like clockwork, and then ONE day I didn't set it. Well, guess what phone call I get that lovely morning.

i don't need any alarm because i have cats

I usually wake up around 5-10 mins prior to my alarm if I slept the right amount (around 6 hours). In the rare occassion I get woken up by my alarm I feel the rest of the day like shit (very tired, annoyed at evrything, very sensitive to light, need 10 coffees to survive).

And weirod your body, too!

Alarm is set for 4:45am, which lets me get my teeth brushed and pre-workout downed before the gym two blocks from my house opens at 5. I'm up at 3:45-4:15am every morning. I go to bed at 8pm. Once every 1-2 months, I'll hear my alarm.

I used to always wake up like 1-5 minutes before my alarm. Since moving that has changed though and my internal clock is lacking nowadays.

A propos of nothing, I think this is one of the funniest images ever made. The pure horror of the small child, the utter confident terror of the elder, the random shingles, the unexpected wooden bucket, the crazy cute rabbit staring at the unexpected wooden bucket - just pure genius

The trick is to figure out how long you sleep naturally and go to sleep that amount of time before you need to wake up. Doesn't work for insomniacs unfortunately.

I used to need a bunch of them, then I got old and started going to bed at 9 almost every night and now I wake up within five minutes of 7 o clock EVERY day.

Probably would have been that way all along if not for all the drugs and alcohol I guess

My bodies interal clock is spot on 99.9999% of the time. The one time it's wrong and im late for my own funeral