this post was submitted on 15 Apr 2025
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[–] sun_is_ra@sh.itjust.works 78 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Is it provided once or on daily basis ?

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago

Asking the important questions.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 16 points 1 week ago

There's a whole village, basically within arm's reach, where pigs and wine grow in abundance.

[–] hansolo@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago

In Romania? Daily basis.

[–] ultrafastsloth@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

After every feeding of course

[–] MissGutsy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 55 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Damn, the render distance is so small over there

[–] exu@feditown.com 8 points 1 week ago

It enhances the atmosphere just like in Silent Hill

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

It's a limitation of the hardware.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 33 points 1 week ago

Hi I'm Vlad but you can call me the Fediverse impaler

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] SARGE@startrek.website 10 points 1 week ago

I was gonna ask "And just how long is this pork, exactly?"

[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

You make a great point. We can’t survive on pork and wine alone.

[–] KingDingbat@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I hope they like their wives hairy, because I'm in.

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 week ago

Hello, nurse!

[–] Tetsuo@jlai.lu 13 points 1 week ago

New pig butchering scam is getting more explicit.

[–] peregrin5@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago

All you need to give me is some bloood.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 1 week ago

Nice try, Dracula.

[–] SheenSquelcher@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago

Boobs and a vagina probably, otherwise I'm there!

[–] nagaram@startrek.website 7 points 1 week ago

I wish I had this rizz

Tempting. Replace pork with beef and you got a deal

[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

Dream only of me!

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

Does this person need a husband?

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Link please.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But can I get slaughtered by a mythological creature? Because bigfoot is too damned shy to kill anyone over here, and I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 3 points 1 week ago

Slaughtered? In THIS economy? Best I can do is have a fairy steal all your teeth.

[–] oppy1984@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

Bloody good offer, mate.