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[–] Caruna@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

This man is nearly sixty years old

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] weew@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

They can describe themselves again. I suppose that could be considered cultural restoration?

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

That's retarded

[–] Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

SLAAAAAAAAM

journalism!!!!

he's an almost 60 year old man.

I've never met anyone with this disability as vile, hateful, violent, or senseless as any of them. And that's saying something because once one beat me up on the playground.

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can all newspapers, when writing about Rogan, now use the term "Noted r-word, Joe Rogan..."

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Can we just make Rogan the new R-word and stop saying it?

[–] Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Shut up, you Rogan

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[–] Archangel1313@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

Considering this word really applies most to people like Joe Rogan, I find this whole thing pretty ironic.

[–] verdantbanana@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

what drinking too much donkey juice does to the brain

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