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[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 43 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

No, see, you rename the new hire "Cat Conner" and give the mice hunting job to him to free up Conner for more important work he'll do in his new job now that he's promoted.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 35 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The cat: "I am connor, the emotional support sent by Cyberlife."

[–] taxon@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

The cat: "No, this is Maxwell!"

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago

Good luck trying to program an android cat to do anything. Breaking free of their programming would be the first thing they do.

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 5 points 2 weeks ago

Hehe this would be loved in the pets with jobs or cats with jobs communities

[–] DeusUmbra@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah, that's when you go "OK, why don't we combine your name so it's easier, so we'll just call you Con-Man, or would you prefer Man-Con?"

[–] Bobzor@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago