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submitted 2 weeks ago by Emerald@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[–] Hellbent@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

No more monkeys jumping on the bed… in my ass

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 1 points 2 weeks ago

You are now interacting with other nationalities and ethnicities maybe? In my ass.

[–] Support_Depot@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Winds of Change In MY ASS!

[–] lunar17@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

What Is Love In My Ass

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Aqueous Transmission in my ass

[–] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 weeks ago

Wacky workbench in my ass

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Starfire 500 in my ass

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

DUI in my ass

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Wtf? Why did this get a downvote? I did what was asked...

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 1 points 2 weeks ago

Lonely day in my ass

[–] frostingold@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

Break In To Break Out in my ass.

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

Dismembership Request in my ass.

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 1 points 2 weeks ago

Stay (by Fisher) in My Ass

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Caramel in my ass...I don't think I can complain about anything compared to some of these

[–] RouxBru@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

It's a sin in my ass

[–] Generica@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Honey, open that door in my ass

[–] SpongyAneurism@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago

Punch me I bleed in my ass.

Literally listening to Children of Bodom, while I read this post. Alexi would have approved, I'm sure.

[–] Schmuppes@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago

Strike of the beast in my ass

[–] 418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Get down in my ass. (Nas)

[–] nori@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Unleashed in my Ass

… I am more scared than I should be

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago

Guillotine in my ass (Banks)

[–] Someone8765210932@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hey Living People ... in my ass

I'm currently listening to it and my playlist could have a few other "interesting" outcomes, like

I'm not sure if I'm just (un)lucky or if this works with too many song titles...

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe ts just taco bell

[–] UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

Stressed Out in my ass

[–] scytale@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

“Witch Hunt” in my ass.

[–] big_slap@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Irving watermelon in my ass

[–] MycelialMass@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

"All the world is mad in my ass" by Thrice in my ass

[–] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Heartbreaker in my ass

huh, how'd that get in there?

[–] eletes@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

SOS in my ass.

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[–] impudentmortal@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I'm Just a Kid...in my ass. I don't like what this is implying

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

06 Burst in my ass...

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 1 points 1 week ago

The long and winding road in my ass

[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Aerial Troubles (In My Ass) - Stereolab

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

All My Life in my ass

[–] zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

Scattered and Lost...

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Take cover in my ass

[–] masinko@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

It Follows (In My Ass) by Vulvodynia

[–] ruplicant@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Discipline in my ass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pw5t6EbY4Q4

I recommend this concept album to anyone who wants to hear a good story in rap form with beautiful instrumentals

[–] GelatinGeorge@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Virtual insanity...

[–] Niksolo80@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Hypa Hypa in my ass

[–] higgsboson@dubvee.org 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I Got You Babe In My Ass

[–] evening_push579@feddit.nu 1 points 2 weeks ago

Fantastic Baby in my ass

[–] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

Cruising to self soothe in my ass

[–] lengau@midwest.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

Blown by the Wind in my Ass

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