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submitted 2 months ago by Emerald@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 1 points 2 months ago

Do you know the muffin man in my ass

[–] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Axiomatic dematerialization in my ass.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

The Longest Johsn - Mutiny

...in my ass.

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"I'll name the dogs" in my ass

[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

collapsed inline media

[–] MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

I’m impressed. It works so much

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

Soulfly XI in my ass

[–] trslim@pawb.social 1 points 2 months ago

Somebody told me in my ass

[–] LoreSoong@startrek.website 1 points 2 months ago

Slipping away in my ass

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Song of the Deep in my ass.

thanks Darren Korb.

[–] Handsomest_Robot@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Visitor in my ass

[–] frittoBee@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Prettyboy in my ass

[–] Dragonborn3810@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Move to San Francisco in my ass

[–] dukatos@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Highway to Hell in my ass

[–] owsei@programming.dev 1 points 2 months ago

Other drugs in my ass

[–] wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

The middle in my ass

Maybe "The middle of my ass" would flow better

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Spike Island in my arse ooooof

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 months ago

For the Guard in my ass

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

"On My Own In My Ass"

An anthology of AM talkshow highlights 1980-1999

[–] rothaine@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Good night moon in my ass

[–] Disinformation_Bot@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Starman in my ass

[–] cfi@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

El Paso in my ass

[–] BuckWylde@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

You're Not Evil in my ass

[–] thorhop@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 months ago

Plc.4 Mie Hæd in my ass.

[–] gothic_lemons@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Set my soul on fire in my ass

[–] callmepk@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Night and happiness in my ass

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

30 in my ass...

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

Brick house

[–] WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

My Shit’s Fucked Up In My Ass.

No, I’m not kidding.

[–] mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 months ago

Nothing left to say but goodbye ... In my ass

[–] DoubleSpace@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Get up

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Not like us in my ass

[–] dropcase@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Skyscrapers in My Ass

by Ok Go

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

Steve's Lava Chicken in my ass.

[–] starbrite@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

Candles in my ass

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Left & Right in my ass

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 1 points 2 months ago

A Christmas Fucking Miracle in My Ass

[–] zippythezigzag@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Jazz Noir: Midnight Jazz In My Ass

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

feel so low in my ass

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

That's A-Plenty In My Ass

(From the charming album Bing & Ella)

[–] Mustakrakish@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

D.H.A.N.T.Z. in my ass

[–] snipon@feddit.dk 1 points 2 months ago

Bbydhyonchord in my ass

[–] EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Put the Boogie in your butt (Eddie Murphy) in my ass.

Doesn't change much.

[–] Comtief@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Star wars rebels theme

[–] jh29a@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Tool Assisted Speedcore (TQBF Frame Advance Remix) in my arse.

[–] 33550336@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

LOCO13 - LET ME OUT in my ass

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