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[–] Manitobruh@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago
[–] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Let it go in my ass

[–] Octavusss@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

You might think he loves you for your money but I know what he really loves you for it's your brand new leopard skin pillbox hat in my ass

[–] PeteWheeler@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

The heart from your hate in my ass

[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Stereo No Aware in my ass

[–] stefenauris@pawb.social 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Perfect celebrity in my ass.

Do I get to pick the celebrity?

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[–] Bruncvik@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Victory in my ass. I like it...

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago

Fine... Opens Spotify

"My Best Friends... In my ass" - Pokemon

Oh wait, no, that would be the next track. The previous one was:

"Stand Out... In My Ass" - Tevin Campbell

[–] marzhall@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Every Time We Touch in my ass

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

Kutya in my ass which translates to dog in my ass

[–] Hafty@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

Bad Medicine in my ass

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

ma pi mama mi in my ass? Fitting an entire fatherland in there would be difficult but ok

[–] tauren@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

No surprises in my ass. I guess that’s true.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Sabotage in my ass

Listened to this song because of the beastie boys post

[–] JFLennson@feddit.org 2 points 2 months ago

Stockholm Syndrom in my ass.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 2 points 2 months ago

We are the Foolish in my ass

[–] tino@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Sledgehammer in my ass

[–] PeaceFrog@feddit.nl 2 points 2 months ago
[–] fnrir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago

The Beast in my ass

[–] Nuage@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago

Show me how to live in my ass

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Getting a bit philosophical

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[–] lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[–] CyberneticOwl@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Sequoia in my ass. Yikes.

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

A Skull Full of Maggots in my Ass

[–] skulkymonster@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Prison sex in my Ass

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 2 points 2 months ago

Grand Theft Ecstasy in my ass.

🤔

Ok, anyone wanna interpret that?

[–] BenThereDoneThat@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago
[–] nyan_cat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Planetarium in my ass

[–] SwiggitySwole@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Somethin' stupid in my ass

[–] teslasaur@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Clamour for glamour in my ass

[–] asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The path in my ass (or A new beginning in my ass)

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 2 points 2 months ago

The coyote & the cowboy....

[–] rayboy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Possum Kingdom in my ass

[–] tissek@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

A bar song in my ass

[–] Spoilt@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Right Trigger Warning (in my ass)

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 2 points 2 months ago

Pour Some Sugar On Me In My Ass

[–] the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[–] gon@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Want You Gone in my ass... IDK about this one...

[–] ace_of_based@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The song of the guitar in my ass

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[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 2 points 2 months ago

Bouncy castle in my ass

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 2 months ago

Right back in it my ass

(Seriously look up Leela James, she is great!)

[–] raptore39@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Now still waters in my ass

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[–] canihasaccount@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

The pot in my ass

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