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[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Love on a 45 in my ass (the song that started while reading this)

Alternatively the song that actually finished before reading the title

The beat don't feel the same in my ass

[–] Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Katamari's 5am Mourning Routine in my ass

Really hope the little prince isn't rolling my shit into a ball...

[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

That might be what's causing your constipation

[–] Metju@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Gun in my ass

[–] Spikey@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] derpgon@programming.dev 2 points 2 weeks ago

Dim sum paradise in my ass

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 2 points 2 weeks ago

Uh… I regret this.

Little Saddie… in the ass.

[–] ne0phyte@feddit.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

Bingo in Hell in my Ass

[–] Sanguine_Sasquatch@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks for the mrmrs in my ass

[–] LwL@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Don't stay in my ass.

[–] Tiger666@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

In your ass in my ass. That has quite the ring to it.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Dust in the wind in my ass

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[–] DosDude@retrolemmy.com 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Tadka in my ass? That's just a convoluted way of saying ring of fire.

[–] dechnically@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Fire and Rain in my ass

[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

The Shapest Lives In My Ass

[–] uncurable_utopia@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] nocklobster@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Ode to the Mets in my ass

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Over and over again

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

Crawl to me... in my ass.

This is actually incredibly funny given that the song is a parody of nu metal songs of the late 90s.

[–] Eloise@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Weird Motorized Instrument in my ass

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[–] theargusiv@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] higgsboson@dubvee.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

Two scientists were racing for the good of all mankind 🎶

[–] ritsku@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

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Don't think it really works with this one

[–] syreus@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Beautiful Boy(Darling Boy) in my ass

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

Crazy fucking robot body in my ass?

[–] kaprap@leminal.space 2 points 2 weeks ago

Fat man in my ass

[–] gilgameth@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Mademoiselle chante le blues in my ass

[–] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I was listening to some Oliver Tree so it's going to be: "Oliver Tree fights camera man during live performance in my ass"

That explains the gas xD

[–] syaochan@feddit.it 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

Anthem for No State, Pt. I in my ass

uhh.. I guess my prostate will have to sit this one out

[–] nshibj@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

What happens now? (in my ass)

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 2 points 2 weeks ago

The past is a grotesque animal in my arse

[–] Manitobruh@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Let it go in my ass

[–] Octavusss@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

You might think he loves you for your money but I know what he really loves you for it's your brand new leopard skin pillbox hat in my ass

[–] PeteWheeler@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

The heart from your hate in my ass

[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Stereo No Aware in my ass

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

Fine... Opens Spotify

"My Best Friends... In my ass" - Pokemon

Oh wait, no, that would be the next track. The previous one was:

"Stand Out... In My Ass" - Tevin Campbell

[–] marzhall@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Every Time We Touch in my ass

[–] Hafty@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] tino@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Sledgehammer in my ass

[–] PeaceFrog@feddit.nl 2 points 1 week ago
[–] fnrir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

The Beast in my ass

[–] Nuage@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

Show me how to live in my ass

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Getting a bit philosophical

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