Say this and then when evil parents bring in their kids give them gender affirmation and gay affirmation
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What's a Marxist banker?
Okay, you know that's not what I meant, but admittedly, that's hilarious. Take your upvote and GTFO.
A banker that handles our money?
It's like when the commies say we have lawyers that pay politicians to vote for specifically their product lol that would be bribery and we have freedom
Yeah, that would be so weird, like a US president selling cars from the Whitehouse.
What constitutes "our money" in a moneyless society?
Vibes, for the most part.
Wouldn't someone trying to control vibes make them more of a wanker than a banker?
Wait, doesn’t everyone maintain their own wank-bank?
No, that's just what us plebs have to do.
Those with the means typically hire someone for that particular service, a wank bank swank skank, if you will.
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The currency that the moneyless society uses to exchange goods with other societies that do have money?
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A dogwhistle for "the Jews"
Dog whistle? Or fog horn?
The thing about dog whistles is they're foghorns to dogs but not humans.
Did the original response call out his blatant anti-semitic message? No, because they didn't know about it.
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99% chance that Marxist banking parasites= Jews. It's just Judeo-Bolshevism but reworded to hide the fact that it's an anti-semitic conspiracy theory.
I think you're right. I just learned that on this thread. It changed my perspective a little. I'll be scrutinizing pundits a little more closely when they spout oxymorons. I thought they were being more sloppy than malicious.
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Can I change my user name? Apparently there is some kind of fire sale on doctorates, and they're just giving them away. I'd like to be Dr_Chemical_Cutthroat.
What did you get your doctorate in
Is that Dr Ted Cruz, the real human doctor?
If anything I want the parasites to turn me even gayer
Marxist banking parasites
Bit of an oxymoron innit?
With the war on Palestine, it's a bit difficult to be more openly anti Semitic...
Not so much, just occasionally interleave your antisemitic nonsense with support for Israel, and smearing all critic of Israel as antisemites.
They mean Jews, but they say it that way for enlightened centrists who don't know how that phrase is contradictory on its face.
It isn't actually contradictory, but it is a reference to the Nazi dogwhistle Cultural Bolshevism that has been spread by people like Jordan Peterson, fascist philosopher, under the incredibly well hidden rebrand of Culture Marxism
It's contradictory to imply any existing bank is socialist. Many branches are ultimately reaching for a moneyless society, anyway, so even a socialist bank would be transitionary.
Okay.
What nation has achieved communism and is no longer in even a transitionary state?
None, this is all theory. It can still be a contradiction on paper.
I thought this was satire and I was wrong
https://blog.mygotodoc.com/p/the-philosopher-king-vs-the-vampire
Wow. That is one long-winded whack job.
You know it's a thoroughly written important article when you see typos like this:
inte3ract
Actually the parasites make you obsessed with cats.
You can't just call the cat a parasite.
You absolutely can. They kill for amusement.
I dunno vampire parasites vs the philosopher king? What kinda powers do these vampires have because if its just glitter I'm team ivermectin on this one
"The point of parasites is that you serve their interests, not your own". You mean Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk and other billionaires are making the government gay?
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the woke mind virus is literal now?
Marxist banking parasites
Because for some reason, he's afraid to say "Jew bankers".
Some people still have a semblance of cognitive dissonance where in their heads (nazi=bad) and (nazi ideas=good). We should give it a name they'll hate like fascist disphoria.
Can they provide some photos of these bankers? They must be quite something to make MEGA feel confused.
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The point of the parasite is to serve its agenda
I... Is he saying it's in a pinworm's best interest to turn you gay or trans? Or for a flatworm to have the banks in the hands of the "Jewish elite?" The parasite thing might almost make sense, in a bigoted, homophobic, transphobic, antisemitic kind of way, if he were talking about leftists, but he explicitly says he means microscopic ones?? And recommends dewormer to get rid of them??? I know lead was an issue back in the day, but have these people just been huffing lead paint????
I think this guy has been eating lead cereal for breakfast for years.
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