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What's a Marxist banker?
A banker that handles our money?
It's like when the commies say we have lawyers that pay politicians to vote for specifically their product lol that would be bribery and we have freedom
Yeah, that would be so weird, like a US president selling cars from the Whitehouse.
What constitutes "our money" in a moneyless society?
Vibes, for the most part.
Wouldn't someone trying to control vibes make them more of a wanker than a banker?
Wait, doesn’t everyone maintain their own wank-bank?
No, that's just what us plebs have to do.
Those with the means typically hire someone for that particular service, a wank bank swank skank, if you will.
Under communism, the wank bank swank skanks may choose to use their experience to help maintain hyper-local community wank banks!
Wow, that's a really important service to the community. How do we thank wank bank swank skank ranks for their contribution?
Spanks!
Yep, this is it. You perfected it. You win.
The currency that the moneyless society uses to exchange goods with other societies that do have money?
Good answer. Thank you. I hadn't considered a global economy with that kind of asymmetry. How would that work?
Tang.
Isn't that just a gold standard but with a beverage powder instead?
That's one way to interpret it, yes.
What's another way?
Ribaldly.
You're just being glib in the sense of having the gift of the gab?
Pussy. He means pussy.
I'm laughing at my naivety now. Thank you. That makes so much more sense.
NBD. It’s basically always about pussy. Unless it’s dick. Or other sensitive areas. Basically people are gross and are always looking to find validation with others that their grossness is a shared trait.
That explains so much about the world.
A dogwhistle for "the Jews"
Dog whistle? Or fog horn?
Admittedly, I didn't hear it, but I'm glad I learned to listen for it here. These are some dark times.
Globalist also means jew
The thing about dog whistles is they're foghorns to dogs but not humans.
Did the original response call out his blatant anti-semitic message? No, because they didn't know about it.
Damn, that got dark quickly. Thanks for curing my deafness.
That's why they speak like that. That's one of their more blatant, but the goal is always to have plausible deniability. And as an added perk when they use some of their less well known dogwhistles they get to call antifascists crazy.
'Marxist banking parasites.'
That's a new one, time to update the bingo cards.
No kidding. What's next? Anarcho-fascist?
99% chance that Marxist banking parasites= Jews. It's just Judeo-Bolshevism but reworded to hide the fact that it's an anti-semitic conspiracy theory.
I think you're right. I just learned that on this thread. It changed my perspective a little. I'll be scrutinizing pundits a little more closely when they spout oxymorons. I thought they were being more sloppy than malicious.
Also keep an eye out for people complaining about "globalists" and "coastal elites" because you'll find that the majority of the time, that means Jews.
collapsed inline media
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Okay, you know that's not what I meant, but admittedly, that's hilarious. Take your upvote and GTFO.
What nazis say to refer to Saul down the street who works as an electrician. Well all Jewish people really, but they aren't excluding the tradesfolk