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Tell us about how it molded your personality
The leash was fine.
The choke chain really had an effect though.
I don't remember it at all. I have ADHD which may be related to why they got me a leash.
I was just about to say this. The kids are likely special needs or neurodivergent.
I'm more curious if they have a leash for the bedroom.
I got this thing online that has four straps connected together and you put it under your mattress with the ends of the straps sticking out and you can strap someone to the bed. Since you asked.
I also have those, would recommend
Drop that Amazon link bb
"under bed restraints" is what you're looking for, I don't feel like digging up the link for my exact ones from years ago lol
Thx qt pi
Yw 😘
I bought mine from an online store called The Stockroom
Hypothesis still valid, we need more data
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' BOUT!
(Apologies. Got a little excited there.)
EDIT: Just realized little Jesus had to watch what went on last night.
Very handy in hotel room mattress as well, for light, not heavy, play. Love that you responded in earnest btw. I hear it's important to be earnest.