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race conditions (lemmy.zip)

submitted 5 days ago by 0x0@lemmy.zip to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] lime@feddit.nu 19 points 4 days ago (2 children)

only true if your language compiles to c. fortran peeps are safe.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm an 80's/90's BASIC bitch, so I'm still irrelevant!

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

10 PRINT "FARTS"    
20 GOTO 10

[–] ratel@mander.xyz 2 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I thought it compiles to LLVM intermediate representation and then to the machine code of the requested platform arch. Am I missing something?

[–] lime@feddit.nu 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

only if you design it using llvm. llvm is pretty new.

[–] ratel@mander.xyz 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Ah ok I was referring to Rust specifically. Thanks!

[–] lime@feddit.nu 1 points 4 days ago

yeah but rednax wasn't.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 points 4 days ago

Fortran is from 1957, LLVM is from 2003. It's probably like C where there is a compiler tool chain that goes through LLVM like you describe and others that go directly to executables.