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[–] Object@sh.itjust.works 95 points 18 hours ago (5 children)

He took off his shoe and threw it at the bug to kill it, but a revolver he had hidden in the shoe fell to the ground. Upon making contact with the floor, the gun discharged and the bullet hit the victim in the foot.

That's even more bizarre; how does one hide a gun in their shoe??

[–] Trollhammer@jlai.lu 25 points 17 hours ago (2 children)
[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 10 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Naw.

The DM broke out the special dice (see below,) and turned it to a divine 1. Just for that guy….

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(Edit: credit where it’s due)

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago (5 children)

Why are there so many fucking accounts less than 30 days old? Do y'all just keep making accounts every week? Are there this many newer Lemmings?

[–] Object@sh.itjust.works 18 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Not long ago Reddit introduced a new policy thatpunishes people for upvoting bad posts, which includes posts about Luigi Mangione. After that, people have been moving into Lemmy as an alternative.

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

Thank you for the context. Always happy to see growth, the paranoid bit of me always jumps to the worst conclusion.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 17 points 16 hours ago

Reddit did another stupid, so there's plenty of new joiners

[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

This reference may or may not be before your time .. forgive me, I've seen this before.

Think of it as "Eternal September" and you'll be able to take it in your stride .. brace yourself, this is going to happen more and more, at least for a while.

Source: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_September

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

To be fair, I'm only noticing because I've switched to Voyager and it shows which accounts are newer, but there's a ton! My instinct is to think troll farms. But, I'll be happy to live in an eternal September.

[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 6 points 16 hours ago

Yeah, Voyager here too. The indicator helps evaluate if I care enough to respond. As for Eternal September, it was a doozy and the road was pretty rough.

That said, I'm still here, so there's that 😇

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

Pretty sure it’s another wave of refugees.

[–] acme401@lemmy.world 17 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Real american gun owners have guns everywhere: Shoe gun Belt gun Hat gun Bathroom gun Church gun

Bra gun too, there was the woman that shot herself in the head while adjusting a gun in her bra

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/police-woman-fatally-shot-self-while-adjusting-bra-holster/

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

Based on the amount of church shootings, church gun isn’t far off…

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 10 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Bro was in Get Smart universe

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

"Chief! It was a giant swarm of bees, chief! Would you believe it? A hundred giant bees, with automatic weapons!"

"I find that hard to believe, Agent 86."

"Would you believe a three very large spiders, armed with rifles?"

"..."

"Would you believe...a cricket with a derringer?"

[–] nesc@lemmy.cafe 10 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

He has a prostetic leg, obviously!

[–] Object@sh.itjust.works 11 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (3 children)

I can't tell if you're joking or not because that's actually a good explanation... Even if you're on a wheelchair, I can't imagine having a lump of metal in/on/under your shoe being comfortable at all if you have a real foot.

[–] jimbolauski@lemm.ee 4 points 16 hours ago

If his claim is true he probably had an ankle or boot holster. Taking off his boot dislodged his gun and it fell to the ground discharging. I could not imagine the blisters from trying to walk around with a loose gun in my boot, a crease in my sock is above my threshold.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 2 points 17 hours ago

It may have been a boot

[–] nesc@lemmy.cafe 2 points 15 hours ago

It would be extremely ironic if he had a prostetic leg and was shot by his own gun in the other one. It was a joke.

[–] Heikki@lemm.ee 8 points 15 hours ago

I imagine it was more of a cowboy boot. There is some room around the ankle calf area where you could conceal a smaller gun.

Also, an ankle holster makes sense to me. Awkwardly rushing to take off your shoe while hoping around on one foot could dislodge the weapon from the holster.

A bigger question is, why would you store a revolver with the hammer cocked? I don't think a double action revolver would just "go off" with the hammer uncocked. The drop would not be strong/violently enough cock the hammer. The hammer would have to be intentionally left cocked, so a drop could accidentally release it to fire the round.