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[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 70 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Please get this man addicted to Star Trek: The Next Generation.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (3 children)

He would deport Geordi, Whorf and Data for not being white. And probably O'Brian for being Irish.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 19 points 1 day ago

Ha ha irish being white! Whats next, italians? Ha ha ho ho

[–] dmention7@lemm.ee 12 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Whorf

I think I think i read that fanfic back in the 90s.... co-starring Long-Luc Dickhard and Chestly Crushher?

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 22 hours ago

Lieutenant Commander Dat Ass

[–] projectsquared@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ijedi1234@sh.itjust.works 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Trump would send Guinan back home, where she would be immediately assimilated.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

What if she used her Q-fightin' powers

[–] GargleBlaster@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

I bet tinyhands would think Big-ears are the good guys

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago

He would emulate the protagonist Ferengi race... even more than he does now.

[–] ijedi1234@sh.itjust.works 3 points 22 hours ago

"I am hereby placing a 100% TARIFF on transport fees for any Q visiting from the Q Continuum. As you know, one of them turned me literally orange, 'as a joke'. If this dangerous criminal is found in Federation space again, I have given out orders to immediately apprehend the Q responsible and hold him in Alcatraz Prison. The Q will then be ransomed back to the bloodthirsty murderers of the Q Continuum."