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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

Rules

  1. All posts must be showerthoughts
  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
  3. No politics
    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
    • A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
  4. Posts must be original/unique
  5. Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS

If you made it this far, showerthoughts is accepting new mods. This community is generally tame so its not a lot of work, but having a few more mods would help reports get addressed a little sooner.

Whats it like to be a mod? Reports just show up as messages in your Lemmy inbox, and if a different mod has already addressed the report, the message goes away and you never worry about it.

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[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 25 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

You will get arrested for public nudity. Package it up beforehand and spread/drop it.

I will be bottling urine myself so I can piss on his grave. We may bump into each other.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I don't want to make your noble task more unpleasant... But have you considered concentrating it down a bit? Less hassle, more pee scent!

[–] radix@lemmy.world 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Always eat your veggies first. I recommend asparagus.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

Get Gwyneth paltrows people on making a candle that smells like that. Or those little glass stink bombs.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 6 points 23 hours ago

I was thinking catheter and some tubing down the leg with a valve at the end.

[–] Agrivar@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I want to get arrested when I shit Taco Bell diarrhea all over his headstone. Need to have official proof that I did it!

[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Damn! You would have legal proof!

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 3 hours ago

And lots of articles as bragging rights!