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[–] Wazowski@lemmy.world 76 points 1 day ago (4 children)

How much would it cost to construct a guillotine? I bet the ROI on that would be fucking astronomical.

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I could probably build it for $500. Less if it only needs to work once or twice and I can cut corners.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 day ago

It's supposed to cut necks, tho. A guillotine that cuts corners is practically useless.

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Damn, looks like I forgot to sharpen the blade. Eh, just keep raising it and dropping it. It will get through eventually.

[–] caboose2006@lemm.ee 3 points 6 hours ago

No, you'll be cutting cylinders, basically.

[–] Hayduke@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

collapsed inline media

$110 at harbor freight. Light and compact enough to bring it to any event. No power? No problem! For an additional $25 you can pick up a 20v cordless version. Variable-speed trigger and 6-speed dial provide adjustment for different applications. Additionally, you conveniently receive a complimentary 5 gallon bucket with purchase this weekend!

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If Harbor Freight weren't explicitly referened, I would have expected this to end in "shop smart, shop S-Mart."

[–] Hayduke@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Listen up you MAGA screwheads

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

So far, the feeling is mutual.

[–] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Harbor Freight really does have a tool for any job.

[–] 60d@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Around $500 USD plus shipping but there's a 5 year waiting list here.

If you add the week of labour to assemble once it arrives, about $2k if you hire someone, your total cost should be $3k with shipping, tariffs, etc.

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

The irony of this being subjected to tariffs.

[–] LeninOnAPrayer@lemm.ee 2 points 20 hours ago

It cost nothing because by then we've seized the means of production. I'll be happy to build one with no labor cost. The benefits of its use are payment enough.

Just save Elon for last and run the blade against a brick to dull it a little first.