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[–] Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz 25 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Why don't American cops have breathalyzers in the car and instead elect to do this interpretive dance on the side of the road?

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's the weird thing, they do. And if they're asking you to do field sobriety tests they're 100% going to breathalyze you too

[–] DosDude@retrolemmy.com 14 points 2 weeks ago

Dance monkey. How dare you not know the alphabet back to front?

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

They have them and can do both. I think field sobriety tests might be more common these days if they suspect you're on something other than alcohol though.

[–] annette_runner@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

They do. Cops in America just want to jerk you around. People elect to participate because refusing usually means being detained and taken for chemical testing. Breathalyzers and roadside sobriety field tests dont work consistently and can be bypassed easily.

[–] Cenzorrll@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The handheld ones can't be used as evidence in most jurisdictions. SFSTs can be.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

It's the same here. When someone tests positive they're brought back to the station to a machine that's actually calibrated and can be used as evidence (sometimes it's in the back of the van if they're doing a lot of testing, but it's not carried in a car).

[–] dbx12@programming.dev 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's wild to think a machine which is built to detect alcohol in your breath is less reliable than a human interpreting the dance of another human. "The breathalyzer showed 0.07 but I let them do the dance and it looked more like a 0.09 to me, so I took them in."

And for anyone claiming other substances will not show in a breathalyzer but the dancing. That's what swab tests are for. Collect sample, let chemicals do their thing and decide on wether the indicator turned red or green, with way less interpretation needed than an arbitrary dance.

[–] Cenzorrll@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Having worked in the industry, the machines detecting alcohol aren't unreliable, and the way they work gives the benefit of the doubt to the person blowing.

[–] LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Breathalyzers won't catch other forms of impairment like benzos, narcotics etc