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Originally Posted By u/HumusSapien At 2025-04-12 10:30:16 AM | Source


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[–] MECHAGODZILLA2@midwest.social 70 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I’m sure the private sector will take care of it

Aaaany day now. When they eliminate public schools and replace them with private rather.

[–] Hawke@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You think they won’t save money by putting lead in things?

[–] MECHAGODZILLA2@midwest.social 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Good point, and with the costs saved from removing flouride, they could further increase child-hydration profit margins by simply having them eat the paint off the walls instead.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Solution: don't have children. Let some more intelligent species with kindness and empathy take over.

[–] MECHAGODZILLA2@midwest.social 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Darn, I already had one. I might consider handing them off to a more intelligent species though, if you have a recommendation? Bonobo maybe?

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago

I suggest we do some genetic fiddling, like how scientists gave the NOVA1 gene to mice. They have been shown to have more empathy than humans.

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 month ago

Those same lead filled schools will be sold to private equity companies for pennies on the dollar because they will say they are full of dangerous chemicals. Those private equity companies will rent them out to charter schools and take in the same kids that were already going but charge the parents on top of taking the vouchers the govt gives out.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

No one who unironically thinks the private sector will take care of everything knows what an externality is.