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Right-wing Christian podcaster claims that airport body scanners can turn you gay (screenshot-media.com)

submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by MuskyMelon@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 175 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

I think there's a scandal on the horizon for this guy.

lmao

when he confessed that he prefers to be frisked at the airport, instead of undergoing a proper body scanner.

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 101 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Hey! After I got scanned, I started sucking dick in the airport bathroom too.

[–] pneumatron@sh.itjust.works 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)

After my scan, my stance got really wide all of a sudden

[–] vaguerant@fedia.io 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In 1999, Craig became sharply critical of U.S. President Bill Clinton for the Monica Lewinsky scandal. Speaking on NBC's Meet The Press, Craig told Tim Russert: "The American people already know that Bill Clinton is a bad boy – a naughty boy. I'm going to speak out for the citizens of my state, who in the majority think that Bill Clinton is probably even a nasty, bad, naughty boy."

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

I can’t imagine feeling comfortable saying something like this, especially on fucking tv

[–] Zier@fedia.io 9 points 2 months ago

After I got scanned, I let everyone on the plane board me early. What a journey!

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

They scanned me, so I frisked them

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The Scan that Gay'd Me

[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I might get nuked for this, but I feel like we're arguing for or against the best way for Republicans to violate our rights. Neither of these options are okay, and the TSA is a fucking poorly funded play.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

So are you saying to encourage the stupid people to think that the scanners will make you gay so they'll get frisked instead? Interesting way to think about it.

"Nah, nah, that will make me gay. You there, feel me up instead."

[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Exactly.