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I'm talking like Ursula or the French spider from from James and the giant peach. Don't give me some conventionally attractive humans (though humans are totally allowed) please.
Personally mine was Goldie from Rock-a-doodle. I probably watched that movie 100 times on VHS as a kid.
It's the eyes.
Definitely. Also possible that having sex in grass sometime would blow my mind in ways I couldn't comprehend.
I have had sex in tall grass and I can tell you it wont blow your mind.
There a lot of sex locations that look/sound good but really just suck. It's like shower sex or beach sex. It can be hot, but it's much more likely for it to interfere with the sex having in some way.
Besides, the tickling and scratching and poking of the grass isn’t really helping with the mood. Or the ticks. Or those random small rocks and/or roots and/or dried rabbit shits.
Or that one group of crows intently watching you from the tree close by and laughing at you
Yeah outdoor/nature sex certainly has its downsides. Still fun though. Just not as comfy as a good old fashioned mattress.
What can you tell me about coquettish lionesses? Are they as soft and smooth as my friend has imagined?
You know in all my sexual conquests I forgot to hit up a lion. I can't help you there unfortunately.
No implication intended. I'm not a bad guy. I would never fuck a lioness that didn't want it, but that's just the thing. Everything I know about them leads me to believe they're jonesin' for it, but I'm not a biologist.