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[–] andioop@programming.dev 26 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I'd imagine that you graduate high school at 18 and choose to go to college for the next 4, meaning you graduate as a 22-year old. Add or subtract a year for birthdays that align oddly with the academic year.

[–] Midnitte@beehaw.org 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No no, why didn't you graduate in 3 years? Do you even want to get that second interview?

If you graduated in 5 years, don't even bother submitting an application unless your github looks like mine.

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[–] Scrath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Could you explain the gap in june on your github? /s

[–] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 days ago

Time well spent wanking

[–] Senal@programming.dev 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Apologies, i cannot divulge that information as per the NDA i signed at the time.

/s