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I'd imagine that you graduate high school at 18 and choose to go to college for the next 4, meaning you graduate as a 22-year old. Add or subtract a year for birthdays that align oddly with the academic year.
No no, why didn't you graduate in 3 years? Do you even want to get that second interview?
If you graduated in 5 years, don't even bother submitting an application unless your github looks like mine.
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Could you explain the gap in june on your github? /s
Time well spent wanking
Apologies, i cannot divulge that information as per the NDA i signed at the time.
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My NDA 😭