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[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 12 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (4 children)

"Esos hijos de puta" /s

Almost all of them are in spanish, since it's my first language...

  • Steve Jobs -> Esteban Trabajos
  • Bill Gates -> Recibo Puertas
  • Mark Zuckerberg -> Mark Zuckerbergas
  • Elon Musk -> Elon Cucks
  • Nintendo -> Nientiendo
  • YouTube -> Tu Tubo
  • Facebook -> Cara Libro
  • Tiktok -> Tique Toque
  • Microsoft -> Mocosoft
  • Toyota -> Totoya
  • SQL Server -> Ese culiao Server
  • Coca-Cola -> Caca-Culo
  • Pepsi -> Pepno
  • Dr. Pepper -> Dr. Pooper

This will be open to edit to add more.

[–] DigDoug@lemmy.world 8 points 15 hours ago

Pepsi -> Pepno

Okay, that one got me.

[–] PodPerson@lemmy.zip 3 points 11 hours ago

I love getting insight into how people mess with language in other languages.

[–] LordTE7R1S@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Muy Buenos todos pero perdón por ser "ese" usuario. Bill Gates es técnicamente Facturo Cercas

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 1 points 56 minutes ago

Some of these are legit funny and I barely speak the language. Thanks for sharing!