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Garlic
Yes, please. I'll have them the same way Ron Swanson haves his eggs and bacon for breakfast:
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never watched this show but seen plenty of clips. Isn't he just a male Karen?
Nah, he's a grumpy but kind libertarian (ACTUAL non-hypocrite libertarian who just wants to be left alone without hurting anyone and be self-sufficient, not the RL GOP kind) with three ex-wives all named Tammy and a significant fortune in gold buried somewhere.
Of the many things he is, a Karen is thoroughly not one.
oh fair enough -- that gif makes him look a bit entitled, but I guess he's a paying customer and is just asking to be served what he's willing to pay for
Yeah, I can see how it could be interpreted that way out of context, but in context it's a joke about how he has very old-fashioned breakfast habits, dialed up to 11 for increased hilarity 😁
"could you seat me next to the kitchen where i can smell the griddle" is something i've said and something i can see him saying, even though we are nothing alike. wait fuck i'm duke silver
My sister made guacamole and wanted me to test it. I asked how much garlic it has and she said she never puts garlic in it. I could only convince her to put a tiny bit in but I would’ve easily doubled it.
who puts garlic in guac? when i add garlic to anything it needs at least 3 cloves per clove but like the best guac is avocado, tomato, onion, salt, chili (usually anaheim) and a splash of lime
Garlic in guacamole is good. Put lime juice over your raw garlic and let it sit and mellow out.
i don't doubt your first statement. i don't doubt your second statement. i just kinda doubt them together. who the hell wants mellow garlic. if i'm eating one fry it needs 3 cloves on it