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[–] Skyline969@lemmy.ca 89 points 6 hours ago (9 children)

Look, onions are like anal sex. If you were forced or tricked into having it as a kid, chances are you don’t want it when you become an adult.

[–] Ininewcrow@piefed.ca 51 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)
[–] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Hope that isn't coming from personal experience, brother/sister/anything you prefer.

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Yup. That's me. I don't mind the flavor, but the sliminess is not for me

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Do they still feel slimy if they’re finely diced? I love the taste but hate the texture of mushrooms, and mincing them to incorporate into a dish is the best of both worlds for me.

[–] quantumcrop@lemmy.today 2 points 1 hour ago
[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

For me even that isn’t enough. I love the taste in something like hot and sour soup, but anything more than soup is just a horrible experience

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 10 minutes ago

Are we talking about onions or anal?

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 1 points 40 minutes ago

That's it for me, goodnight internet.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 0 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Congratulations, I think you might have a truly original experience. Never seen a kid that doesn't like onions in any way, so they don't need to be forced to eat them. And why would you force that in the first place? They aren't the kind of vegetable that you need to eat, they're there for flavor. I'm certain there's some deeper issue here, you might want to figure that out.

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 1 points 39 minutes ago

Someone has never taken a big ole bite out of a vidalia onion! Like eating a spicy apple.