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[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 133 points 1 day ago (8 children)

At a thrift store...

"Would you like to make a donation?"

"No, would you like to make a donation to me?"

Woman said yeah, reached behind the counter and pulled out a free coffee mug lol

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You never know unless you ask! And as long as you’re not an asshole about it, the worst they can say is “no”.

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 78 points 1 day ago (4 children)

the worst they can say is “no”.

Remind me of this gem

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[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 12 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

That is an amazing use of the template

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Okay, fair. 😫

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

the worst you can get is a yes and then ghosted

goddamn, getting stood up fucking hurts

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

https://youtube.com/watch?v=TAqMqrm4fR0

I like this song, but maybe best to ignore the last verse?

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

I was really just saying it to amuse myself and other customers in earshot, it always cracks a smile.

So I was shocked shitless when I got that stupid mug haha

I don't ask anymore because, ya know, that took the piss out of it lol

Edit, oh also, whenever I'm dealing with a self-checkout and the automated voice thanks me, I loudly proclaim "you're welcome, magic box!" That one busts people up every fucking time

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