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At a thrift store...
"Would you like to make a donation?"
"No, would you like to make a donation to me?"
Woman said yeah, reached behind the counter and pulled out a free coffee mug lol
You never know unless you ask! And as long as you’re not an asshole about it, the worst they can say is “no”.
Remind me of this gem
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Okay, fair. 😫
That is an amazing use of the template
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the worst you can get is a yes and then ghosted
goddamn, getting stood up fucking hurts
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TAqMqrm4fR0
I like this song, but maybe best to ignore the last verse?
I was really just saying it to amuse myself and other customers in earshot, it always cracks a smile.
So I was shocked shitless when I got that stupid mug haha
I don't ask anymore because, ya know, that took the piss out of it lol
Edit, oh also, whenever I'm dealing with a self-checkout and the automated voice thanks me, I loudly proclaim "you're welcome, magic box!" That one busts people up every fucking time