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[–] brygphilomena@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What can't trump do?!

It's so fucking infuriating they all treat him like he's capable of doing anything.

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He once golfed 18 holes in one shot!

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] DirtPuddleMisfortune@feddit.org 3 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

His body works so perfectly he never has to shit.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

And if he did, he could hold it until the potty and not need diapers. Every time.