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White House adds plaques below Biden and Obama portraits calling them ‘the worst President in American history’ and ‘divisive’ (www.the-independent.com)

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[–] protist@mander.xyz 190 points 1 day ago (5 children)

White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt said, “The plaques are eloquently written descriptions of each President and the legacy they left behind. As a student of history, many were written directly by the President himself.”

Lmao

[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 101 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That she can say that with a straight face is truly impressive.

[–] harmbugler@piefed.social 37 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

But she only has smug ~~bitch~~ fascist face

Edit: changed to a more gender inclusive term

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 day ago

Probably not that hard with all the botox.

[–] brygphilomena@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What can't trump do?!

It's so fucking infuriating they all treat him like he's capable of doing anything.

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He once golfed 18 holes in one shot!

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

He beat up Chuck Norris!

[–] DirtPuddleMisfortune@feddit.org 3 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

His body works so perfectly he never has to shit.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

And if he did, he could hold it until the potty and not need diapers. Every time.

[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"He took great care, and used his best crayons. Mr. Putin even put one on his refrigerator. "

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 9 points 20 hours ago

I fully believe he is a "student of history" because he never finished his education and is still technically a student.

[–] MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Remember his remarks on Gettysburg? Truly, a student of history.

[–] protist@mander.xyz 7 points 16 hours ago

"Gettysburg, wow—I go to Gettysburg, Pennsylvania, to look and to watch. And the statement of Robert E. Lee, who's no longer in favor—did you ever notice it? He's no longer in favor. 'Never fight uphill, me boys, never fight uphill.' They were fighting uphill, he said, 'Wow, that was a big mistake,' he lost his great general. 'Never fight uphill, me boys,' but it was too late."

-Donald J. Trump