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Anon's neighbors have chickens (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Damage@feddit.it 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No roosters I guess

[–] ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My neighbor had chickens and a rooster. It was loud, as expected, but it was lazy and would only start later in the day. In actuality it was probably because it was young and separated from other roosters. It probably eventually would’ve done the morning routine but a fox got them all one day

[–] BlindFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

In Hawaii, roosters seem to crow whenever tf they want @.@

[–] Damage@feddit.it 1 points 3 hours ago

They don't sing exclusively at dawn, but that's when they start