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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 61 points 19 hours ago (5 children)

That would never be me. I'm constantly talking to myself. People think I'm crazy, but I think I'm just bursting with ideas!

[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 9 points 16 hours ago

Yeah I talk to myself and my cat way too much, I actually talk more when I'm alone than I do when someone else is around.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 6 points 13 hours ago

I get lots of questioning looks in the grocery stores cause I didn't make a list and have to tell myself, audible, that I didn't need the cookies.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

It would be me, except I swear a lot under my breath when I run into problems with software or things. In two languages simultaneously, even.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

English and C++

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Dude you're not alone, talk to myself all the time. When I am caught I just tell people I was needing an expert opinion. Its gets a good laugh and people don't think I'm crazy. Agatha Christina would play out the dialog in her novels to herself outloud. Most people with an active imagination does this.

[–] certified_expert@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Now @BetaBlake is silent because of your "you are not alone"