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FBI: Man, woman drive to police station with Homeland Security agent trapped in vehicle (www.mprnews.org)
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[–] SARGE@startrek.website 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There’s at least cause for a citizens arrest at that point

Yes, but....

gives a reasonable person fear of imminent bodily harm or death

Driver could shoot the HSI douche in the head and I'd say self defense isn't murder.

You hop in my car like that, you're gonna have a bad day.

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 19 points 17 hours ago

Driver could shoot the HSI douche in the head and I'd say self defense isn't murder.

I wouldn't want to test that in court. That's the kind of case only a white person could win.